Ok... Glamourgirl feels like dying, today. Lol. Whata last couple of days!!!

Discussion in 'Introductions and Welcomes' started by Glamourgirlnomore, Dec 16, 2015.

  1. So, I hear this morning from my driver, who is great, "Glamourgirl, the Supervisor says you didn't go fast enough yesterday."
    Holy mother of God! Only a body-builder could have gone faster!
    Then today, my first run up to the 34th floor, with a bike, MANY 40# boxes, and several floors on my dolly, the FIRE ALARM for the sky scraper goes off!!!!
    We are told to evacuate.
    The women in that office said, "It's just a test." After it kept going off, I politely TOLD them to "Get going!"
    As we walked down the flights of stairs, I told the people," Y'all would never make it with UPS! Get going!" Lol!!!!
    And as Murphys Law would play out, the "All Clear" came on, JUST as the 1st floor touched my feet.
    I have to admit, that while I never take breaks, eat, etc., I text my driver and said, "I'm taking a 10 minute break. I'm exhausted!"
    Then, "Hi ho! Hi ho! Delivering I go!! (Whistling that tune, now, here.)
    Hi ho, hi ho!
    Hi ho, hi ho! Delivering I go!
    (Whistling)
    Hi ho! Hi ho! Hi ho, hi ho!"

    Man.., Epsom Salts, take me away!!!
    I feel like 200 years old! Maybe a fossil. Lol.
     
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  2. upschuck

    upschuck Avatar bet gone wrong

    Everyone feel that way when they start delivering. All the driver had to do was explain what happened in the building, and all would of been fine.
     
  3. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

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  4. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Drama queen.
     
  5. Thank you!
     
  6. I do not text or take calls during working hours. It's hard enough to balance the freight on my little dolly! Lol.
     
  7. Cosmo, I AM the helper. I was assigned to a skyscraper by myself, though.
    But I'm the help.
     
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    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    How was your day?
     
  9. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    Sounds like a match made in heaven, Dave.

    Chase her down.
     
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  10. I just don't do things half a**.
     
  11. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    as a mentor. i strongly suggest you start drinking heavily.

    btw....welcome to brown catty.
     
  12. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

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  13. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Guest

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  14. Shifting Contents

    Shifting Contents Most Help Needed

    Eeeewwwww
     
  15. upschuck

    upschuck Avatar bet gone wrong

    I'm sure you have both cheeks.
     
  16. Yes, I do. And, my butts getting better each day, thank you. Lol.
     
  17. Do it every day for 30 years and see what your butt feels like.
     
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    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    I think this is @brownette when she takes her medication...
     
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  19. I almost spit out my beer.
     
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    Lol...