One liners, short jokes, funny sayings, puns, etal

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Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:

George: 'I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years'

Herman: 'Hmm. I killed a man, and I'm here for 3 days'

George: 'WHAT!? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill a man and get 3 days!?'

Herman: 'Yeah, it was a lawyer.'

 

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“A bargain is a tavern's profit

 

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What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?
A receding hare-line


What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
Two points, just like everyone else!

 

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1. Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
2. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
3. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

 

[Jones]