Shipping myself to Florida?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by HubBub, Mar 12, 2012.

  1. HubBub

    HubBub Active Member

    So I think I've got the outbound part down. First I sneak into a feeder. I've watched enough ninja movies, so that should be easy. Then I quietly build up a tier in front of myself while everyone is on break. All that is easy, I just need to figure out how to get out of the other hub when I get to Florida. I think yeslling "BOO" at the unloader and sprinting for the exit might be my best bet. Anyone got any better ideas? I've thought this through pretty thoroughly but maybe I've missed something. Serious responses only please.
  2. Funfact

    Funfact Well-Known Member

    Another Darwin Award winner wants to be.......
  3. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    You would get there a lot faster if you crammed yourself into a shipping crate and shipped yourself Next Day Air.
  4. HubBub

    HubBub Active Member

    That's a good point Bro! But I can't afford NDA on a 230 lbs crate! I'd have to find an already paid for crate and dump it out and then I'd feel guilty about dumping someone elses crate! What about this Award? Does the winner go to Florida? I thought Darwin was in Austria! Maybe there's also one in Florida?
  5. upsman2940

    upsman2940 New Member

    Lose a few lbs!!
  6. HubBub

    HubBub Active Member

    I would but its all muscle Bro! I bench like every day!
  7. rocket man

    rocket man Well-Known Member

    fl has a nice mental ward and jail for you if you make it
  8. washington57

    washington57 New Member

    i see that they were successful in treating you
  9. rod

    rod retired and happy

    When you get dug out by the unloader at your destination just casually say I'm here to help you. I guarantee the unloader won't say anything. Help him finnish the trailer then casually walk out----and keep walking.
  10. Speedy Cerviche

    Speedy Cerviche New Member

    This will work. "Sup says I'm helping you / you guys on this one". Dude probably won't even take his ear buds out.

    Pack a snack and a few back up phone batteries. Oh, and a large pee bottle.
  11. whiskers

    whiskers Member

    just wear a polo shirt and carry a clipboard then randomly yell hurry up.
  12. cascadehops

    cascadehops New Member

    this thread has legs.
  13. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    HA :holycowsmile:
  14. HubBub

    HubBub Active Member

    These are pretty good advices guys! When I get to Florida I plan on seeing my friend Mike! Do any of you know his address?? Thanks!
  15. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    Ask the Package guys as you're running out. If you're lucky, one may offer you a ride to his place!
  16. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

    How you getting back ??? FEDEX ?
  17. TearsInRain

    TearsInRain part-time bossman

    yep, just come out of the load and announce you're going to help them for free that night

    they'll be so torn and confused between calling security, letting you work, and asking you questions you'll be able to make your escape at leisure
  18. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    You better make sure the feeder you get in is a straight shot to FLA. If you were hear you'd only make it as far as PHOENIX. LMAO