Taking a dump on the clock

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by EmraldArcher, Jun 17, 2014.

  1. EmraldArcher

    EmraldArcher Member

    So you can't be forced to punch out for break if you have to go to the bathroom right?

    What if I'm already punched out and have to crap? Am I allowed to go back on the clock before using the bathroom and then go back on break again when I'm done?
     
  2. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    Sure. Give it a shot.
     
  3. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Yeah that wouldn't raise any red flags.

    If on break take the dump on break.

    If on the clock take the dump on the clock.

    This is a pretty simple job people. Don't do stupid :censored2:.
     
  4. EmraldArcher

    EmraldArcher Member

    I don't give a :censored2: (pun intended) about red flags, I care about whether I can get paid $30 to take a crap.
     
  5. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    You don't have the right to clock off of break but you can't be forced to take break.

    Like I said don't do stupid :censored2: keep job. Get paid on Friday. Rinse and repeat.

    Edit: apparently you take 50 minute dumps? If you're gonna make $30
     
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  6. EmraldArcher

    EmraldArcher Member

    I meant $30/hour.

    Regardless, what language says I can't go back on the clock first?

    AFAIK I'm free to clock in and out of break whenever I feel like it.
     
  7. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Common sense language
     
  8. EmraldArcher

    EmraldArcher Member

    Such as?
     
  9. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    This isn't one of my "fall on my sword" issues.
     
  10. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    One time...it might not be an issue...but an everyday thing...brown isn't going to pay you to read the newspaper.
     
  11. Namraputs

    Namraputs Member

    Dump with a sense of urgency..
     
  12. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Or fall into some poo issues.
     
  13. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    A quick dump on the clock is OK but don't be stupid. I knew a feeder driver who got fired for stopping for hour long "dumps".
     
  14. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Apples and oranges.
     
  15. superballs63

    superballs63 Well-Known Troll Troll

    Apples and oranges are what made his dumps take one hour?? Holy crap!
     
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  16. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Important safety notice. Eat more fiber.
     
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  17. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    Shouldn't the thread title be ".......while on the clock"

    Otherwise, you'll need to throw that clock in the dumpster.
     
  18. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Every squeeze a Granny Smith whole out your pucker? Try it and get back to us.
     
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  19. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    You shouldn't stick it there to begin with! LOL
     
  20. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    I don't tell you where to load your package.