That moment

Discussion in 'UPS Union Issues' started by TooTechie, Dec 18, 2014.

  1. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    When you realize you just took a swig of your helper's soda. BLEH!

    P.S. No clue how/why I posted this to union issues forum.
    Last edited: Dec 18, 2014
  2. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    Is she hot?
  3. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    I'd get nothing done if i had a female helper
  4. PT Car Washer

    PT Car Washer Well-Known Member

    Sure hope he wasn't using it as a spit can.
  5. Coldworld

    Coldworld Well-Known Member

    Better than drinking out of a piss bottle you thought was mountain dew
  6. sailfish

    sailfish Well-Known Member

    I've done that.
  7. PT Car Washer

    PT Car Washer Well-Known Member

    I think that should go up for a vote. What's worse? Drinking out of a piss bottle or a spit can?
  8. sailfish

    sailfish Well-Known Member

    Spit can.
  9. upschuck

    upschuck Well-Known Member

    Pee is sterile.
  10. sailfish

    sailfish Well-Known Member

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  11. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    IT HAPPENED TWICE!!!! The problem is I had given him one of my sodas so it was the kind I drink. Additionally I usually keep my flashlight in the left cupholder (its bigger) and my drink in the right cupholder so I reach for it by habit.

    The thing that really sucked is as I was typing this thread on my phone earlier and was entering the word "helper" and the phone was trying to guess the word I was typing...I got to h-e and the phone showed the word "herpes" as a suggestion as I was typing about just putting my helper's soda can to my lips...
  12. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    Don't worry you can't get herpes from a soda can...
  13. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    Just did a quick search and according to the American Academy of Dermatology you can get it by sharing utensils so that's the same kind of thing as a soda can.

  14. Tired Driver

    Tired Driver Sisyphus had it easy.

    Only for a little while.
  15. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 mouth breathers...everywhere
  16. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 mouth breathers...everywhere

    Is that a cold sore on your lip or are you just happy to see me? :)
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  17. I was delivering in the projects. Had a pee bottle,in my cup holder. (Was waiting to find a dumpster) Made a delivery,came back and it was gone.

    Always wondered,what happened to it!.lol
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  18. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    Pee in bottle and dump as soon as you put the critter back in the cage, come on G MAN lol.
  19. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Kind of like drinking a can of beer at a party with a cigarette in it. Talk about instant hurl.

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    I did that once as well.
    I would leave my drink in the back since I'm back there most of the time sorting, but you can't break 11 months of repetitive motion.

    Now I string a bungee cord and an old Diad pouch in front of him near the heater.
    He can put his drinks, snacks, and phone there and works fantastic.
    Wish I thought of it sooner.