Things my wife hates

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by DS, Jan 5, 2009.

  1. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    1. tomatoes
    2. static electricity
    3. lightening
    4. spicy food
    5. noise
    6. left turns
    7. woody allen
    8. wind
    9. nose puppets
    10. open cupboards
    11. angelina jolie
    12. clothes on the couch
    13. unecessary lights on
    14. tomatoes
  2. drewed

    drewed Shankman

    Wow, youre not on the list at all! good job DS! lol
    Im not a fan of tomatoes either unless theyve been processed (tomatoe sauce, soup, ketchup) but Id be all over angelina jolie! haha
  3. longlunchguy

    longlunchguy Runnin on Empty

    1. Laziness
    2. Junk food
  4. longlunchguy

    longlunchguy Runnin on Empty

    Man, I botched that! Those are my 2 best qualities, not the things she hates. Or, maybe it's both.
  5. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

  6. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    OK, I had to ask..........#9 ?? Nose puppets ???
  7. rod

    rod retired and happy

    to see me relax---I mean seriuosly - what is it that makes a woman never happy with the way the house is. She always think "WE" as in "I" need to paint a room or remodel something in the house. :wink2: There are only so many years a person can stall those projects off before the little women lays the law down:peaceful:
  8. mattwtrs

    mattwtrs Retired Senior Member

    My wife's projects for me are usually in the planning stage for 2 years. I like telling her that a good plan makes it easier to complete the job properly and to her satisfaction.

    What I like best is when the job is complete she will give me some credit!
  9. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    Me too?
    BTW, I love tomatoes.
  10. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Me too, anything tomato!
  11. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    She's an idiot!
  12. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    Careful Dilli,
    Big will get jealous.
  13. chev

    chev Nightcrawler on the computer too much. the house.
  14. mattwtrs

    mattwtrs Retired Senior Member

    1. Me staying home while she goes to work with all the ice.
    2. My planned 24 days at Nascar races. I planned light so I know I'll be "over allowed" by
    3 or 4 days.
    3. My choice of radio stations.
  15. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    That's funny Sat. LOL

    Mine hates all the animals in the house, but he puts up with it.
  16. jds4lunch

    jds4lunch What the hell is YOUPS??

    Left turns eh? Maybe theres a job for her at UPS IE. What about leaving the toilet seat up? That's my wife's biggest pet peeve. I don't understand why women can't figure out how to work the toilet seat.
  17. Sammie

    Sammie Well-Known Member


    There are many good reasons for our male/female likes and dislikes.
    Maybe this video will help clear things up...

    Men's Brains, Women's Brains

  18. stevetheupsguy

    stevetheupsguy sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ

    1: Working.
    2: Not working.
    3: Laying around the house all day.
    4: Not being able to lay around the house all day.
    4.5 The LongLunchGuy
    5: When I sit for hours at the computer, mostly at Brown Cafe.
    6: When I smile or laugh at something I read on Brown Cafe.
    You get the picture, it's always something, if it's not one thing, it's another.:wink2:
  19. longlunchguy

    longlunchguy Runnin on Empty

    OUCH....what did I do? Never mind. Don't answer that.
  20. over9five

    over9five Hillary for prison 2016 Staff Member

    1. Ashes in the pellet stove (Aren't they supposed to be there? She cleans it every day!)
    2. Snow on the deck (We don't use the deck in the winter!)
    3. TV brightness at a normal level (When she adjusts it, all I can see are teeth when people smile!)