Thought of the Day

[Jones]

"Turn that frown upside down"

 

[bbsam]

I'm not conceited, I just know I look good.
I'm not conceited, I'm convinced.
Humility has no place in a being of perfection and humility is my only flaw.

These are my very own. I am so proud!

 

[fxdwg]

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
Stephen Wright

 

[bbsam]

"Yesterday I--no, that was someone else."--Steven Wright

 

[fxdwg]

sweet!

 

[TheKid]

" I accept chaos, the question is, does chaos accept me ?"

Bob Dylan

 

[fethrs]

People can't touch you when you set yourself free.

Rob Halford

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Whatseover you do, to the least of my brothers, that you do unto me.

Jesus

 

[over9five]

"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included".

Steven Wright's great!

 

[bbsam]

"If you traveled at the speed of light and turned your headlights on, would anything happen?" more from Steven Wright.

 

[bbsam]

"If you go to the same stadium for monster truck racing as you do for stoning of adulterers, you might be an Iranian redneck." on NPR yesterday. Laughed myself silly at that one.

 

[TheKid]

" Most people are afraid of heights....I am afraid of widths "

Steven Wright

 

[fxdwg]

Always do whatever's next.
George Carlin

 

[fxdwg]

http://www.brainyquote.com/


We're not Brainiacs.....

 

[Jones]

The other day I saw a bumper sticker that "I'm already against the next war". Damn hippies. I chuckled though

 

[upsgrunt]

I just bought a map of the world------------------------------lifesize


The key says 1 mile equals 1 mile.



Steven Wright

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

One of the most difficult things to open is a closed mind.

 

[bbsam]

One of the most difficult things to open is a closed mind.

That is absolutely, positively false. Isn't it Tie?

 

[dilligaf]

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." ~ Samuel Adams

 

[bbsam]

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." ~ Samuel Adams

And when has this not been the case?