MrFedEx
Engorged Member
Dear Goldi,
We're very short-staffed at the station. FedEx Cares, and we need you. Think about our customers and the Purple Promise, and consider everything FedEx has done for you! Fred S wrote me a personal letter telling me to tell you how much you're appreciated and how you shouldn't quit on him. He'd write you directly, but he's very important, you know. He just bought us new Boeings, and a bunch of new trucks! He cares so much, and so do MT3 and Dave.
What about your Costco cake and the Senior Manager reading from a scri.., err, telling you in his own words how much you've meant to FedEx!
Please come in, OR I'LL WRITE YOU UP!!
Respectfully,
Your Operations Manager
D. Umbass
We're very short-staffed at the station. FedEx Cares, and we need you. Think about our customers and the Purple Promise, and consider everything FedEx has done for you! Fred S wrote me a personal letter telling me to tell you how much you're appreciated and how you shouldn't quit on him. He'd write you directly, but he's very important, you know. He just bought us new Boeings, and a bunch of new trucks! He cares so much, and so do MT3 and Dave.
What about your Costco cake and the Senior Manager reading from a scri.., err, telling you in his own words how much you've meant to FedEx!
Please come in, OR I'LL WRITE YOU UP!!
Respectfully,
Your Operations Manager
D. Umbass