Top twelve I.E. slogans

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  1. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    Top twelve slogans for UPS Industrial Engineering
    1. "If you have time to do your job....we haven't been doing ours."

    2. "Summertime...its like peak, only warmer."

    3. "If it isnt broken, fix it anyway. If it still isnt broken....keep fixing it!"

    4. "And on the 8th day, God created your Time Study."

    5. "Its not a cubicle...its a temple of all-knowing all-seeing knowledge and wisdom."

    6. "If we can measure it, we can micromanage it."

    7. "Ergonomics are for sissies."

    8. "Safety...its less than just a buzzword."

    9. "Lip service...its so much cheaper than the real thing."

    10. "Reality...its just an excuse offered by those who fail to meet our expectations"

    11. "I generate reports, therefore I exist."

    12. "Peak season....24/7,365."
  2. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    "Contract? What contract?"
  3. iruhnman630

    iruhnman630 Active Member

    "Making 'sense' is only for the government treasury."
  4. trickpony1

    trickpony1 Well-Known Member

    "if you ain't behind, you ain't working" I try to be behind every chance I get.
  5. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead My Senior Picture

    IE, the only job besides television weatherman, where you can be wrong half the time and still keep your job.
  6. bluehdmc

    bluehdmc Well-Known Member

    I.E.= It's Easy (spoken by people who never did the job)
  7. Returntosender

    Returntosender Well-Known Member

    Pre PCM I.E. to Operations "The plan will not fail. Run the plan."
    Post PCM I.E. to Operations "The plan did not fail, You failed in the implementation of the plan."
  8. klein

    klein Für Meno :)

    Logistics doesn't mean to be logic !


    (l[​IMG]-j[​IMG]s[​IMG]t[​IMG]ks, l[​IMG]-)n. (used with a sing. or pl. verb)
    1. The aspect of military operations that deals with the procurement, distribution, maintenance, and replacement of materiel and personnel.
    2. The management of the details of an operation.
  9. whiskey

    whiskey New Member

    When in doubt, fudge.
  10. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    It will fit. If it doesnt we will give it to the air driver.
  11. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member give back to you later when you have room.
  12. TheKid

    TheKid Well-Known Member

    "It's all figured in"
  13. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated or die
  14. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    IE: "You drivers have had it too easy for too long. We are here to fix that."

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    I.E. Slogan ------ If you can do it 10 seconds, you can do it in 9

  16. hellfire

    hellfire no one considers UPS people."real" Teamsters.-BUG

    yes, our plans are realistic and will save money,no matter how ridiculous and impractical in the real world ,,because we will force our operations people to hide all truth to appease the almighty IE and share owners, because our ideas are absolute, just look at the numbers
  17. rod

    rod retired and happy

  18. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    There is no reason to actually look at the result.. it has already been determined to be an unmitigated success
  19. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    "Our plan....your problem"
  20. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    If it doesn't have a report, it's not worth reporting.