UPS Girl

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by FlowControlSchmoe, Oct 2, 2007.

  1. FlowControlSchmoe

    FlowControlSchmoe New Member

    Original (short version)

    girl in brown
    are you feeling blue?
    did you ever, ever feel like I do?
    did you ever notice anything in
    some stranger's eyes
    that touched you deep inside?

    for a girl
    spa gun girl
    break my heart
    rock my world

    she's the UPS girl
    she's a spa gun girl
    just a simple girl
    in a beautiful world

    and they might call ya foxy Roxy
    I ain't gonna rest till you're a part of
    my world

    she's a spa gun girl
    break my heart
    she's the UPS Girl.
     
  2. Griff

    Griff Active Member

    Well, I've seen it all now.
     
  3. sendagain

    sendagain Member

    Run like hell UPS girl
     
  4. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    Run over him with your truck Ups Girl.
    I really doubt UPS would charge you with an accident.
     
  5. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    I thought that UPSGirl's name was Stephanie.:tongue_sm

    (old Brown Cafe inside joke)
     
  6. The Brown Santa

    The Brown Santa Ping Pong Ball

    Dude needs to get out more....
     
  7. helenofcalifornia

    helenofcalifornia Well-Known Member

    UPS girl too tired to mess with you and your singing.
     
  8. deezilfuelonly

    deezilfuelonly New Member

    *** is a spa gun girl?:confused:1
     
  9. BLACKBOX

    BLACKBOX Life is a Highway...

    His music sounds like he's stalking her!
     
  10. mrbubble

    mrbubble New Member

    Your song sucks!
     
  11. LKLND3380

    LKLND3380 Active Member

    Original (short version)

    girl in brown
    are you feeling blue?
    did you ever, ever feel like I do?
    did you ever notice anything in
    some stranger's eyes
    that touched you deep inside?

    for a girl
    spa gun girl
    break my heart
    rock my world

    she's the UPS girl
    she's a spa gun girl
    just a simple girl
    in a beautiful world

    and they might call ya foxy Roxy
    I ain't gonna rest till you're a part of
    my world

    she's a spa gun girl
    break my heart
    she's the UPS Girl.[/quote]

    You forgot bad label slap girl... Misload girl
     
  12. robot

    robot Large Member

    i'm guessing the 'girl's' job at ups is to scan packages as they are unloaded from the trailers creating the SPA label which is used with the PAS system.:tongue_sm
     
  13. ive seen it all now:confused:1
     
  14. FlowControlSchmoe

    FlowControlSchmoe New Member

    Ode to a Spa Gun Girl
     
  15. IDoLessWorkThanMost

    IDoLessWorkThanMost New Member

    That was not so good. There are some nice looking girls @ UPS, mostly part-timers and yes SPA/PAL girls. Unfortunately they rarely stay more than a year or two.
     
  16. trickpony1

    trickpony1 Well-Known Member

    ....do you actually think management is gonna surround themselves with "not so attractive" women?
     
  17. Fighting4yourRights

    Fighting4yourRights Heavy Weight

    Um. That was the dumbest sounding song ever sung by a gross and sweaty, stalker looking guy. Nasty.

    BTW, we are more than objects to be discussed in terms of our looks. Please put a little more thought behind the way you talk about other people.

    And, IDoLess, it's 2007, we are not girls but women.

    :)
     
  18. IDoLessWorkThanMost

    IDoLessWorkThanMost New Member

    Agreed with the first part. He does look like a stalker type. :D

    As far as girls and women, most of the "women" are 18-24 doing spa, sort, etc... and not really lady-like. Some are cute but still tomboyish. I call them girls because they don't act like women. Start acting like a woman, talkign like a woman, and I'll call 'em women.

    :devil3:
     
  19. Fighting4yourRights

    Fighting4yourRights Heavy Weight

    I think it is fine to disagree but keep in mind that just because a person doesn't match the standard you believe they should, doesn't make it okay to call them names. It is intolerant and adds zero credibility to your point.
     
    Last edited: Nov 20, 2007
  20. IDoLessWorkThanMost

    IDoLessWorkThanMost New Member

    Well the real point is, I don't care. :) This is a message board and slips like that are more likely as it's typed and not spoken. I don't call grown women "girls" in reality, which is what really matters. You can take offense and whatever, no biggie. Take it however you want. :)