What is the biggest and best lie Management has told you?

[728ups]

The biggest and best lie I have ever been told was in the lead up to to the implementation of EDD/Pass in 2007.
"The truck will be loaded stop-for-stop, you'll love it! Misloads will be so rare you'll hardly ever have one.The PAS label will tell the loader not only which truck the package goes on,but where in the truck to load the package!'.........................yeah

 

[OVERBOARD]

You can trust that your on car sup will always tell the truth..

 

[CaliforniaPaul]

728 you are really a skilled driver and an asset to our center!!

 

[funkytownhub]

That I will have between an 8.8 and 9.2 dispatch everyday.

 

[TearsInRain]

"if you misload again you'll be terminated for industrial sabotage"

 

[Re-Raise]

Telematics is primarily an automotive tool.

And from Hoaxster himself..The profit on ground packages is approaching zero.

 

[Anonymous 10]

Ups is a good place to work.

 

[cosmo1]

Telematics is primarily an automotive tool.

When I asked our mechanic last week how many breakdowns telematics has prevented in our center, he looked at me like I was some kind of alien.

 

[superballs63]

We want you to get home at a decent time to be able to spend time with your family

 

[hurricanegunner]

If you turn in sales leads, we'll add the routes.

 

[Floyd Gondolli]

You'll be cover driving all summer.

 

[bottomups]

You most important stop is your last one, home with your family! Unless of course we need you to go help your neighbor because we screwed him with the dispatch today.

 

[Brownslave688]

Safety is our number 1 priority!!!!

 

[toonertoo]

Same as the government. We are ups and we are here to help you.
Sales lead thing too. I gave myself 100 more pieces a day, an extra hour a day. No new route, and no sales incentive.
They lie.

 

[Jackburton]

We are all on the same team.

 

[srvhero]

The "S" in UPS stands for service...

 

[hawk]

"a" ok

After seeing your planned dispatch, managements response, "everything will be o.k.!"

 

[srvhero]

I promise,....... your load will be better tomorrow.......

 

[hawk]

Time allowance

Anytime you have "real world" situations, always told , its built in to your time allowance.

 

[Catatonic]

Telematics is primarily an automotive tool.

And from Hoaxster himself..The profit on ground packages is approaching zero.

I appreciate the recognition.
I don't get to lie to drivers much these days like I did 30 years ago.