What would you say or do if you met FS in a Bar?

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by Goldilocks, Feb 6, 2013.

  1. Goldilocks

    Goldilocks Well-Known Member

    1. Would you embrace him and thank him for a job?

    2. Would you ask him "WHY"?

    3. Would you buy him a drink?

    4. Would you slug him and tell him what he has done to your life and many others?

    Guess I am asking this because things have gone sour, and they could have been so good. We had the love of his company and believed in it. Should have known when many of the Good Managers took off because they wanted no part in what Fedex was doing to, and wanted them to do, to their employees....
     
  2. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    #4. When he woke-up I'd discuss the other 3. Then, I'd repeat #4. Oh, and on the second #4, he might not wake-up at all.
     
  3. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    You picking up the tab Mr Smith?
     
  4. hypo hanna

    hypo hanna Well-Known Member

    I would get uproariously drunk, walk up to him and without saying a word, barf on his pretty suit.
     
  5. DontThrowPackages

    DontThrowPackages Well-Known Member

    I remember when I began viewing this site, so many employees took offense to any negative comments directed at the leader of the company. Now what some of us have had happen to our stations has finally migrated to others and less employees are now willing to stand up for Mr Big. Sure, we're still gonna have a few Mr Smithers around but most have made the cross over. MFE doesn't seem so maniacal now does he? Have you seen the Profits in the pass 2 years? The only fans left are the boot-lickers, at least for now. Voluntary-Buyout could become mandatory after the dust clears. We Really have now clue to what they have planned for us. We'll all be lucky to make it to retirement. OT.......And I still say they're looking to take over the post office.
     
  6. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Thank you. I've taken a lot of crap on here for almost 5 years having people tell me how "wrong" I've been about Fred Smith and FedEx. Some of them were obvious company plants, but a lot of people were still drinking the Kool-Aid.

    I think that now most employees would tell Fred to stick the whole pitcher of Kool-Aid straight up his pompous ass. Wish they'd figured it out sooner.
     
  7. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    I'd ask if he had a single daughter....hey, it would make a great reality tv show!
     
  8. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    I would just say thanks for destroying middle class jobs all for the greed of himself and Wall Street.

    I would also scream ( as his security was dragging me out) that he has to meet his maker someday......
     
  9. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    And I'm not even religious ,
    but it sure would be dramatic.
     
  10. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Fred's annual security budget was $5m...and that was 2 years ago. Wonder why he need so much security? We all love him SO effing much.
     
  11. CJinx

    CJinx Well-Known Member

    Because he is the CEO of the multi-billion dollar company and might make a hell of a target for ransom kidnapping?
     
  12. I wonder if UPS spent 5 million on security for Scott Davis..
     
  13. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    It's only $2 million now. He hired independent contractors who brought in washouts from the local police academy.
     
  14. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    $8 million but they're union....
     
  15. Mr. 7

    Mr. 7 The monkey on the left.

    The fact that he won't actually set foot in a station and address us speaks volumes about how he views us.
     
  16. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member


    He'd be buried in a pile of shoes.
     
  17. DontThrowPackages

    DontThrowPackages Well-Known Member

    :laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
  18. Route 66

    Route 66 Flacid Member

    I would pee in his drink and use my hoohoodilly as a swizzlestick
     
  19. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    He, along with other upper management, flies coach whenever he has to travel.
     
  20. Cactus

    Cactus Just telling it like it is

    He knows his reception would be a hostile one at best.