whats your favorite quotes< sayings , etc at the barn
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Dracula
Package Car is cake compared to this...
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Here's a few gems spit out by the suits:
*We will have help for you later
*I need you to sign this
*We need you to call later to help @@@
*We need you to cover these five p/u's
*We need to see you in the office
*Do you want to go home instead of working today?--usually the slower drivers or drivers w/8HR Days hear this...
*We need you to take a few air off of @@@
*You buried it in me yesterday
*You're killing me
*You can get by w/o a two-wheeler today
*What the h*ll is this grievance all about?!
*Why is my name on this grievance!?
*You will NEVER win this grievance!!
*Just because you won the grievance doesn't mean I will change
*Another grievance!!!??
*The preload will wrapped up in a few minutes
*The preload will be wrapped in a few more minutes
*OK, we need you to wrap your own truck today
*Did you do your safety training in the DIAD?
*I know you aren't calling in tomorrow (Friday) before you start your vacation, are you?
*You really left me hanging last Friday, you know
Here's a few gems spit out by the suits:
*We will have help for you later
*I need you to sign this
*We need you to call later to help @@@
*We need you to cover these five p/u's
*We need to see you in the office
*Do you want to go home instead of working today?--usually the slower drivers or drivers w/8HR Days hear this...
*We need you to take a few air off of @@@
*You buried it in me yesterday
*You're killing me
*You can get by w/o a two-wheeler today
*What the h*ll is this grievance all about?!
*Why is my name on this grievance!?
*You will NEVER win this grievance!!
*Just because you won the grievance doesn't mean I will change
*Another grievance!!!??
*The preload will wrapped up in a few minutes
*The preload will be wrapped in a few more minutes
*OK, we need you to wrap your own truck today
*Did you do your safety training in the DIAD?
*I know you aren't calling in tomorrow (Friday) before you start your vacation, are you?
*You really left me hanging last Friday, you know
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
re: whats your favorite quotes< sayings , etc at the barn
Will put you on the list.
Will put you on the list.
old brown shoe
30 year driver
re: whats your favorite quotes< sayings , etc at the barn
Preload is running a little behind so all drivers need to get on the belt and finish up. (everyday)
Preload is running a little behind so all drivers need to get on the belt and finish up. (everyday)
Anonymous 10
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re: whats your favorite quotes< sayings , etc at the barn
We had a driver dump his load today.
We had a driver dump his load today.
Anonymous 10
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re: whats your favorite quotes< sayings , etc at the barn
Management doesn't know a guy if scheduled off today " they blew a load".
Management doesn't know a guy if scheduled off today " they blew a load".
iruhnman630
Well-Known Member
re: whats your favorite quotes< sayings , etc at the barn
'I've got a good day planned for you'....aka 'I'm screwed.'
'I've got a good day planned for you'....aka 'I'm screwed.'
iruhnman630
Well-Known Member
re: whats your favorite quotes< sayings , etc at the barn
an old favorite from my inside days:
'Are you disobeying a direct order from a supervisor?'
'Yes I am. Want to go upstairs with a steward and talk about it?'
'Ummmm, no.'
an old favorite from my inside days:
'Are you disobeying a direct order from a supervisor?'
'Yes I am. Want to go upstairs with a steward and talk about it?'
'Ummmm, no.'
Jackburton
Gone Fish'n
re: whats your favorite quotes< sayings , etc at the barn
You're professional athletes
You're professional athletes
poophappens
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whats your favorite qoutes< sayings , etc at the barn
"Did you get lost" lol
"Did you get lost" lol
BrownArmy
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New FT sup: "What are you waiting for, these packages aren't going to deliver themselves!"
Me: (laughing a bit) "If they did, I'd be out of a job..."
FT sup: "No really, these packages aren't going to deliver themselves!"
(packages still coming down the belt...preload walking out the building)
Me: "They're not? Can I get them on the truck so I can deliver them?"
FT sup: "I'm serious, what are you waiting for?"
Me: "???"
Maximum lawlrus.
New FT sup: "What are you waiting for, these packages aren't going to deliver themselves!"
Me: (laughing a bit) "If they did, I'd be out of a job..."
FT sup: "No really, these packages aren't going to deliver themselves!"
(packages still coming down the belt...preload walking out the building)
Me: "They're not? Can I get them on the truck so I can deliver them?"
FT sup: "I'm serious, what are you waiting for?"
Me: "???"
Maximum lawlrus.
Scottyhawk
What is it? A brown box. Duh
re: whats your favorite quotes< sayings , etc at the barn
You stopped completed at 1130 and your next stop at 1215 what were you doing taking a nap? ( no boss, I started scanning at 1130 and stop completed at 1210 delivering 200+ pieces to the post office.)
You were off the clock from 1400 to 1455 what the hell ( uh boss that is called lunch, I even spoke to you on the phone trying to figure out where the guy that I was supposed to meet to give him his extra stops that would not fit on his truck because he was 15 min late.) oh ok carry on
You stopped completed at 1130 and your next stop at 1215 what were you doing taking a nap? ( no boss, I started scanning at 1130 and stop completed at 1210 delivering 200+ pieces to the post office.)
You were off the clock from 1400 to 1455 what the hell ( uh boss that is called lunch, I even spoke to you on the phone trying to figure out where the guy that I was supposed to meet to give him his extra stops that would not fit on his truck because he was 15 min late.) oh ok carry on
gorilla75jdw
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re: whats your favorite quotes< sayings , etc at the barn
#1 , we do it as a team or we dont do it at all , #2 , everyday is peak day ,#3, go hard or go home ,#4, if the team doesnt win we dont win ,#5, I only have two speeds slow and stopped, #6, who do I look like Captain save a hoe ,#7 , hold on a second , I think I sharted myself , #8 if you need me I will be in the cool zone , #9 , I have been doing this since you were shytting yellow ,#10 another grievance check , holy geeze boss you got this wrong ,looks as is another article 17 will fix it .
#1 , we do it as a team or we dont do it at all , #2 , everyday is peak day ,#3, go hard or go home ,#4, if the team doesnt win we dont win ,#5, I only have two speeds slow and stopped, #6, who do I look like Captain save a hoe ,#7 , hold on a second , I think I sharted myself , #8 if you need me I will be in the cool zone , #9 , I have been doing this since you were shytting yellow ,#10 another grievance check , holy geeze boss you got this wrong ,looks as is another article 17 will fix it .
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