I used to work there a Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far Away... and remember, Jedi Masters don't go crazy -- they just get eccentric.
Here are a few of my more famous quotes that quite possibly could relate to the goings on in Ramsey :
* Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering.
* Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly upon our own point of view.
* Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him.
* You cannot escape your destiny.
and regarding the dress code and tights, have you seen the folks that try to stuff five pounds of potatoes in a two pound bag? and you tell me tights aren't in the dress code...???