Xmas Re-Gifter

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by BLACKBOX, Dec 9, 2007.

  1. BLACKBOX

    BLACKBOX Life is a Highway...

    Lets face it by the I get home I'm burnt out and have no energy to go Xmas shopping. Since I'm already receiving gifts from customers I'm turning it around and re-gifting these. Gotta tell ya some customers have great taste when it comes to cookies and candy. By doing this I'm shortening my shopping list.

    Have any of you done the same? or is it gone by the time you return to the building?
     
  2. UPSmeoff

    UPSmeoff Say my name.

    I will regift certain things, usually candy and sweets as i don't have much of a sweet tooth.
    I generally use the cash i receive to purchase all of my Christmas presents. It helps alot
     
  3. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    I am not much of a drinker, which is surprising after 19 yrs at this job, so I re-gift any liquor that I get. I take care of my helper courtesy of my customers' generosity. I have a fairly short gift list as my kids are in their 20's and cash is what they really want. I do keep gift certificates to local restaurants and lottery tickets as I am hoping that I will win and not have to enter my 20th year.
     
  4. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    ^I lol'ed at that one

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  5. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    I never thought about using those for Christmas gifts. I give mine to my wife as anniversary gifts.:wink2:
     
  6. rod

    rod retired and happy

    I gave my wife a pot holder from the local Ford dealership for Christmas one year. Turned out not as funny as I thought it would be:oops: Darn women just don't have a sense of humor like us guys.
     
  7. Sammie

    Sammie Well-Known Member

    Oh God yes. I live across the street from a mall and know the driver who
    delivered to it for many years. He was very well liked and received so many presents from all of the shopkeepers that he never had to buy a single gift on his own to give out. Must be nice...
     
  8. 705 cach

    705 cach New Member

    I have learned don't forget the anniversary. It costs you more in the end.In package, I had a mall .Now I go to any mall about twice a year [only]
     
  9. Sammie

    Sammie Well-Known Member

    No Rod, we don't. And I can't figure out why. And speaking of anniversaries, we had just moved into this house and I was doing a lot of gardening when our first anniversary rolled around. I received a brand new, shiny, red wheelbarrow for the occasion. :helpsmili
     
  10. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Rod, for future reference.....if it's a necessity around the house, it probably won't make a good birthday or anniversary present for the wife.
    :happy2:God bless 'em !!
     
  11. 2Slow

    2Slow Member


    But you know what's messed up? If she gives him a tool that is useful around the house he usually likes it.
    It's not fair I tell ya!
     
  12. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    2Slow......I know, funny how that works. Men seem to love tools and Tim the Toolman Taylor showed that very well on his show. Argh, argh argh!!
     
  13. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Most of us are "tools":happy2:
     
  14. Sammie

    Sammie Well-Known Member

    Guys like practical gifts. They don't like candles, soaps, decorator items, pictures or clothes. We do. Males like tools, man toys, tickets and subscriptions to things.

    Actually, I wouldn't mind a gift certificate from the Home Depot or Black and Decker. I like woodworking and miniatures, so just let me pick out my own power tools, thank you very much!!!

    I do the yardwork and somehow need to get across to someone that
    a summer anniversary doesn't necessarily mean a new lawnmower!

    In other words:

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

    A man only needs to be:

    1. a friend

    2. a companion

    3. a lover

    4. a brother

    5. a father

    6. a master

    7. a chef

    8. an electrician

    9. a carpenter

    10. a plumber

    11. a mechanic

    12. a decorator

    13. a stylist

    14. a psychologist

    15. a pest exterminator

    16. a psychiatrist

    17. a healer

    18. a good listener

    19. an organizer

    20. a good father

    21. very clean

    22. sympathetic

    23. athletic

    24. warm

    25. attentive

    26. gallant

    27. intelligent

    29. funny

    30. creative

    31. tender

    32. strong

    33. understanding

    34. tolerant

    35. prudent

    36. ambitious

    37. capable

    38. courageous

    39. determined

    40. true

    41. dependable

    42. passionate

    43. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly

    46. love shopping

    47. be honest

    48. be rich

    49. never stress her out

    50. not look at another woman

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she
    goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:

    * birthdays

    * anniversaries

    * arrangements she makes



    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Show up scantily clad

    2. Bring food


    ...and people wonder why men and women are so different.
     
  15. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    If you gave her the potholder inside a new Ford, her mood would have been different. At least you were smart enough to give her something that wouldn't hurt when she threw it at you.:happy-very: I gave my wife a mop for Christmas one year and she.... well we won't go there.:biting:
     
  16. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    How do you feeder drivers manage to see it???:happy-very:If you use a mirror, do you have to have it tattooed in reverse?
     
  17. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Put this up to the mirror:

    SMAERD RUOY NI