I delivered a 74 lb 'basic' pkg to one of the small POs on my route today. The pkg was from Brylane. No matter what your opinion of 'basic' pkgs, you have to giggle at the thought of me doing my best to put on happy face while carrying it in the back door. I have a pretty good relationship with the skinny (and cute) postmaster, but giggled all day long at the thought of her and her long nails, tight pants and tight white shirt trying to give the pkg to the ultimate addressee--an elderly lady.