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Mike23
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'Uninterrupted 1 hour break' - you're not expected to be interrupted by driving...Anything else management wants from you is not considered interrupting your break though
'UPS will not pay for your cell phone bill' - you're still expected to answer management when they phone you and pay for it yourself
'Work safely' - work as fast as you can and borderline insanely. As long as you don't get hurt we'll just SAY you're working safely
'Equal treatment' - no matter what, management is right and you'll ALL be treated like crap...That's why we have brown uniforms
'Precheck your vehicle' - as long as it's not done on company time. If it is you shouldn't be doing it, now get out and deliver more pkgs!
'Safety Committee' - a pain in the arse for managers and OT pay for drivers
'Fire extinguishers' (although I haven't proven this since I luckily never had to use one but was told this by multiple firefighters AND companies who refill the extinguishers that they WILL NOT work as they're all over 1 year since being inspected and are now essentially cement from the vibrations of the truck) - a pretty red decoration in your car
'Package car' - What the rest of the world calls a truck but shhh, don't tell anyone otherwise we'll have to use the scales too!
'P5' - a worthless piece of crap that hurts your arms to steer
'P6' - another worthless piece of crap but at least it doesn't hurt your arms
'P7' - much the same as a P6 but a little bit bigger of a piece of crap
'P8' - a bigger version of a P5 with 'assisted' power steering so that your arms don't quite fall off at the end of a shift
'P1000' - an extremely long piece of crap that is impossible to get parts for which means if you need a 1000 you're stuck in an 8
'Union' - those things that managers hate and that help keep the jobs of incompetent people as well as competent people...Fortunately the competent people rarely get in trouble so mostly the incompetent people. They also get us a benefit plan and pension (I know someone would yell at me so I hadn't to put pension and benefits in!)
'Feeder Driver' - regular ups drivers are unsure if this fabled thing really exists. They all want the job since it involves sitting around and waiting but nobody really knows how to get it...Also known as, 'catching leprechauns' and 'spotting unicorns'
'Management' - those guys that umm...hmm...What DO they do anyways?
'Onroad sups' - those guys that make drivers lives miserable...but are a little better then depot managers
'Depot manager' -
...enough said
'Numbers' - like leprechauns and unicorns nobody's sure if they're really true or not..although everyone's leaning towards untrue
'Living the dream' - sarcastic saying by ALL UPS drivers hoping to sucker in someone else to work for UPS in the hopes that stuff will get taken off their truck. Like leprechauns and unicorns this has never been seen (taking off the truck part that is)
'Uninterrupted 1 hour break' - you're not expected to be interrupted by driving...Anything else management wants from you is not considered interrupting your break though
'UPS will not pay for your cell phone bill' - you're still expected to answer management when they phone you and pay for it yourself
'Work safely' - work as fast as you can and borderline insanely. As long as you don't get hurt we'll just SAY you're working safely
'Equal treatment' - no matter what, management is right and you'll ALL be treated like crap...That's why we have brown uniforms
'Precheck your vehicle' - as long as it's not done on company time. If it is you shouldn't be doing it, now get out and deliver more pkgs!
'Safety Committee' - a pain in the arse for managers and OT pay for drivers
'Fire extinguishers' (although I haven't proven this since I luckily never had to use one but was told this by multiple firefighters AND companies who refill the extinguishers that they WILL NOT work as they're all over 1 year since being inspected and are now essentially cement from the vibrations of the truck) - a pretty red decoration in your car
'Package car' - What the rest of the world calls a truck but shhh, don't tell anyone otherwise we'll have to use the scales too!
'P5' - a worthless piece of crap that hurts your arms to steer
'P6' - another worthless piece of crap but at least it doesn't hurt your arms
'P7' - much the same as a P6 but a little bit bigger of a piece of crap
'P8' - a bigger version of a P5 with 'assisted' power steering so that your arms don't quite fall off at the end of a shift
'P1000' - an extremely long piece of crap that is impossible to get parts for which means if you need a 1000 you're stuck in an 8
'Union' - those things that managers hate and that help keep the jobs of incompetent people as well as competent people...Fortunately the competent people rarely get in trouble so mostly the incompetent people. They also get us a benefit plan and pension (I know someone would yell at me so I hadn't to put pension and benefits in!)
'Feeder Driver' - regular ups drivers are unsure if this fabled thing really exists. They all want the job since it involves sitting around and waiting but nobody really knows how to get it...Also known as, 'catching leprechauns' and 'spotting unicorns'
'Management' - those guys that umm...hmm...What DO they do anyways?
'Onroad sups' - those guys that make drivers lives miserable...but are a little better then depot managers
'Depot manager' -

'Numbers' - like leprechauns and unicorns nobody's sure if they're really true or not..although everyone's leaning towards untrue
'Living the dream' - sarcastic saying by ALL UPS drivers hoping to sucker in someone else to work for UPS in the hopes that stuff will get taken off their truck. Like leprechauns and unicorns this has never been seen (taking off the truck part that is)