Anybody need uniforms
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SmithBarney
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You must be Ground, Doesn't your contractor provide/own the clothing?
If you are express, our uniforms are free
And I'm thinking this post might violate some rules..
If you are express, our uniforms are free
And I'm thinking this post might violate some rules..
HomeDelivery
Well-Known Member
is that the same guy from NJ trying to unload his un-used uniforms on eBay?
I sent him an email to either return them to the contractor or terminal
I sent him an email to either return them to the contractor or terminal
MrFedEx
Engorged Member
That's because so many people are quitting. Here's a better idea than getting rid of them on eBay. Go down to your local street people/bum zone and give them away. Boy, won't Fred be proud when some wino wearing a full FedEx uniform takes a dump right on the sidewalk in front of everyone. I'm surprised that FedEx "couriers" aren't commiting crimes left and right wearing their eBay-sourced uniforms. I can walk up to any bank and they will let me in just because I have a uniform. No ID, no truck. Just tell them it's parked around the corner.
MrFedEx
Engorged Member
Mr. 7
The monkey on the left.
That wouldn't surprise me in the least.
Today, I got buzzed into 2 SUPER-HIGH security places just by saying "It's FedEx" and wearing my monkey outfit.
These two places are not my reg. pups and they don't know me from Adam.
MrFedEx
Engorged Member
I could tape a picture of Osama bin Laden over my badge and get into our local ramp.
Mr. 7
The monkey on the left.
Oh yeah?
Well, I could wear an Osama Bin Laden mask and robe and still get buzzed into one of these places by saying "FedEx". And, at this place everyone inside has a side arm.
MrFedEx
Engorged Member
Oh yeah?
Well, I could wear an Osama Bin Laden mask and robe and still get buzzed into one of these places by saying "FedEx". And, at this place everyone inside has a side arm.
Oh yeah?
They're so dumb (at the ramp) I could ride in as OBL on a camel wearing a neon orange robe with foot-high letters that say IED.
Mr. 7
The monkey on the left.
Oh yeah?
They're so dumb (at the ramp) I could ride in as OBL on a camel wearing a neon orange robe with foot-high letters that say IED.
Oh Yeah?
Well that will never work now that the TSA is on to you.
That's right MFE, fill out this form please and tell us where you've been living for the past 5 years.
Oh, and they actually want your phone number to boot. Bah ha ha ha.
DOWNTRODDEN IN TEXAS
Well-Known Member
Yep..having a uniform on is like having a skeleton key to every door in town, very rarely are you denied access.
FedExer267
Well-Known Member
I deliver to a thrift store and one day after making my delivery I was walking out the door only to see a customer in line with you guessed it. FedEx shirt and Jacket. If they are that easy to get a hold of. I am suprised more theft's aren't reported as the suspect was dressed as a FedEx delivery guy.
