Appointment Time!

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by 59 Dano, Mar 28, 2013.

  1. 59 Dano

    59 Dano Some of my best friends are black.

    Rumor has it that we're going to start our delivery appointments service in a month.Enjoy!
  2. ManInBrown

    ManInBrown Well-Known Member

    LMAO. this lacky thinks couriers are still following directives from mgmt. Get a clue. I, along with a lot of my co workers across the country now do our "own thing" on road. Now get back to shining Fred's shoes stat.
  3. hypo hanna

    hypo hanna Well-Known Member

    It should be just as successful as Sunday service, Kinkos, and the apple acct. I can't wait to watch it fail.
  4. 59 Dano

    59 Dano Some of my best friends are black.

    Sure you do, pal, sure you do ;)

    Now go fluff MFE again.
  5. ManInBrown

    ManInBrown Well-Known Member

    Ahhhhhh....1511est and currently have 14 SOS left onboard. Nothing beats givin em lates. Of course, I could have gotten them off earlier but had no desire to do so. LOL
  6. ManInBrown

    ManInBrown Well-Known Member

    I'm going to give all eight recipients the 800# and tell them shipping fees should be waived if they call. LOL
  7. ManInBrown

    ManInBrown Well-Known Member

    Let me tell you something lacky boy. If I told you who I was, you could call my mgmt team and you would find out real fast how I "do my own thing". They can fire me any time they want. Wouldnt lose a wink of sleep over it. They would be doing me a favor if they did. They are either too stupid or also just dont care. Because they havent done it yet. Not going to deny I definitely used to be a company man. Went the extra mile. Hustled somewhat. Those days are long gone. Now go fetch masta some BBQ. F U Freddy. LOL
  8. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    So, this is April's "huge announcement". This is a re-invention of the wheel, except that it is square. Please tell me how an organization that cannot handle the current level of complexity will cope with a new, added level?

    We can't even get FO straight, and that's an appointment "window", not a hard, established time.

    I predict chaos and failure. Did you think it up?
  9. CJinx

    CJinx Well-Known Member

    Delivery appointments service? Anything like HD's appointment premium service?
  10. Route 66

    Route 66 Bent Member

    This is excellent news!....I'm all for anything that creates yet more chaos aboard this sinking garbage scow
  11. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    Anyone starting to see they are setting us up to fail, their way of getting more volume to Ground?
  12. TUT

    TUT Well-Known Member

    And that basically doesn't work. Those services should be sunsett'ed. Tried them, your delivery people don't want to be lassoed in to a time. They will call people with either evening delivery or appt and ask "hey I'm in the area is it ok to deliver it now?" and things of that nature, which upsets the customer. The drivers also don't want to be out that late if they aren't out late naturally. Sounds great, but in practice... fail.

    Then you have Wal Mart looking at store customers delivering Home Delivery to other customers. Total fail there, fired for even suggesting it bad.
  13. Cactus

    Cactus Just telling it like it is

    Delivery appointments service? Now this is beyong friggin stupid.

    Probably an idea from the useless dead weight and overpaid department in Memphis.
  14. TUT

    TUT Well-Known Member

    UPS offers a 2hour window option with My Choice:

    Confirmed 2-hour Delivery Window
    UPS My Choice Premium Members can choose from up to three different confirmed 2-hour delivery windows.

    Members can select one of the confirmed delivery window options as early as two days before the scheduled delivery date and as late as 3 a.m. on the scheduled day of delivery.

    If your schedule changes and you need to cancel a confirmed 2-hour delivery window, you must cancel before 3 a.m. on the scheduled day of delivery.

    There is a $5 fee for a confirmed 2-hour delivery window. Your payment method will be billed only upon the timely delivery of your package.
  15. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    There is also an annual fee of $40 to use the premium services within MyChoice.
  16. jmeti000

    jmeti000 Member

    "Members can select one of the confirmed delivery window options as early as two days before the scheduled delivery date and as late as 3 a.m. on the scheduled day of delivery."

    HAHAHA...Id like to see how they plan to pull this off with overnight and 2 day freight.
  17. Cactus

    Cactus Just telling it like it is

    No offense but that's stupid too.
  18. SmithBarney

    SmithBarney Well-Known Member

    Awesome! More hours and more miles, and more $$ for CRRs Lets see customer pays $5 to have me there at a certain time..
    ok well its 20 min off my trace(40minutes total = $13 of pay) roughly 10miles(20miles at 10mpg = 2gals@3.70gal ~$7 in fuel)
    So we just spent $20 Dollars to deliver a package with a $5 surcharge, not including other possible lates)

    Great Idea...
  19. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    You have mastered Management Math. The golden key to Memphis has opened for you and you may enter the hallowed Circle of Stupidity whereupon you shall be free to dispense moronic policy forever more without fear of being fired. are now a Memphoid.
  20. hypo hanna

    hypo hanna Well-Known Member

    If there ever was a time to "work as directed", now is it. Lets see what that magical DRA can do with this mess!