As my name implies, I'm new.

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by NoobHandler, Jul 18, 2016.

  1. NoobHandler

    NoobHandler New Member

    So I just started UPS this month and would like some tips, and/or tricks to help me in the warehouse. I'm a trick loader and would like to know if there's any easier way to do things there. Also I would like to know the benefits and cons to joining the union. Thanks!
  2. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    Turning tricks?
    Get a pimp.
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  3. Operational needs

    Operational needs Non desistas. Non exieras.

    For all new hires, go here (on topic)
  4. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    If you steal, don't get caught.
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  5. Bastiatian

    Bastiatian Well-Known Member

    Cons to joining the union? Dues. That's pretty much it. The benefit is that the local will be more aggressive in trying to protect you/your job than they might be with those who decide not to join the union. Technically they're supposed to put forth the same effort, but I doubt that happens in most RTW locations.

    Join the union.
  6. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Most people don't know that it is possible to get an iPhone into the anal cavity of a man/women.
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  7. KOG72

    KOG72 Well-Known Member

    See you in thirty days and yes I want cheese on my Whopper.
  8. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    use the search function .
  9. Dr.Brownz

    Dr.Brownz Well-Known Member

    Join the union

    Dont be one of those scabs who doesnt and then suddenly when ups screws them they want union help kind of people. Yout coworkers will look down on you for not joining

    Join the union
  10. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    It is? Ouch!
  11. Bastiatian

    Bastiatian Well-Known Member

    He knows from experience.
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  12. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Pocket dialing extreme. Talk about crappy connection?

  13. Bastiatian

    Bastiatian Well-Known Member

    This can be avoided by taking the battery out first. Of course, then you lose the vibrate feature.
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  14. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Easier way to load? Make stacks and load em in the trucks according to PAL. It's not rocket science.

    BSWALKS I Wanna Be Sedated

    fixed it for you

    BSWALKS I Wanna Be Sedated

    It is.
    You've never called someone & wondered why you hear your voice echo?
  17. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Director of Shenanigans

    Are you saying you juggle packages while you walk into the wrong car? Impressive!
  18. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    Here's a tip, it's not a freakin' warehouse!
  19. Step 1 show up to work on time
    Step 2 be safe
    Step 3 do what they tell you
    Step 4 don't forget to clock out.

    Bonus tip: you don't even know a union exsist in your 30 day, wouldn't even mention it. Day 31 you join it.
  20. budlight

    budlight hey f*** face

    I've seen that pr0n before.