Attack Helicopter Pride

I identify as an attack helicopter and I think it's our turn to take the stage. I'm talking parades, special bathrooms, affirmative action quotas, anti-discrimination laws, the whole deal. We're sick and tired of all this cis human scum hogging the limelight.

 

Want to unload on my landing pad?

 

Coming in hot.

 

Wide open and ready to receive.

 

Don’t identify as an alien. I’ll either have to fight or ya

 

Screw you. Go back to Russia! Now if you were a American Attack Helicopter I would support you!

USA! USA! USA!

 

My landing pad accepts all kinds of birds.

 

Yeah well we only land on Helipads.

 

I have a hell.of.a.pad.

 

I heard you had a maxi-pad

 

The LGBTQLMNOP don't need this kind of divisiveness.

 

what about gay bashing and gays who feel like they have to hide it? they have all these events to be free which they currently are not.

what about anti us govt pride? theres too much of pro US govt pride in america, but abroad not so much.

 

Stop bashing my Apache helicopter ways!

We are just doing what comes naturally to us.

 

Because they aren't Americans?

 

AMERICA. YEAH. COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHER IN DAY YA.

 

That's because you and they aren't American. Do I have your permission to tell you what I think of any country that doesn't support or like us?

 

Light em up. You've been to Fort Rucker, did you have a picture taken by this landmark?

 

Fixed it for you.