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UPS Updates Driver Uniforms To Include Top Hat, Monocle

ATLANTA, GA — As part of its new agreement with the drivers union, global shipping giant UPS has announced the company will be paying its drivers $170k per year as well as introducing an updated version of its driver uniform that features a top hat and monocle.

babylonbee.com

 

[Fido]

fake and gay

 

[DOK]

fake and gay

Actually pretty damn funny if you read the article.

 

[SpicyItalian739]

fake and gay

It’s called satire, nobody with two brain cells thinks that article is real.

 

[I have NOT been lurking]

fake and gay

Iron your sup polo

 

[Misthios]

UPS Updates Driver Uniforms To Include Top Hat, Monocle

ATLANTA, GA — As part of its new agreement with the drivers union, global shipping giant UPS has announced the company will be paying its drivers $170k per year as well as introducing an updated version of its driver uniform that features a top hat and monocle.

babylonbee.com

Where’s my top hat and monocole???

 

[Fido]

Actually pretty damn funny if you read the article.

And some people are stupid enough to believe it

 

[KearsargeCoop]

I'm just amazed how quickly the telephone game worked with Tome. She may have worded the compensation correctly. "170k including benefits and pension"
But MSM just ran and dropped the including part, now everyone thinks we are making 200k.
Whatever, fuggem

 

[pkgdriver]

And some people are stupid enough to believe it

@Jkloc420 ???

 

[JL 0513]

This is getting out of hand.

 

[rod]

No Christmas tips for you rich bastards this year---the word is out. $170,000 a year for the drivers.

 

[YourMissingCallTag]

No Christmas tips for you rich bastards this year---the word is out. $170,000 a year for the drivers.

As long as my customers don’t ask for a tip from me everything will be fine….