Best "Desperate Housewife" Stories...

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by RoanokeUPS, Jul 17, 2011.

  1. RoanokeUPS

    RoanokeUPS New Member

    Looking for the best (funniest, odd, REAL) stories of the women who simply chase their UPS guy...
  2. wkmac

    wkmac Well-Known Member

    I can remember when Desperate Housewives meant someone in the neighborhood was doing the Charlie Chips man!
  3. grgrcr88

    grgrcr88 No It's not green grocer!

    Had a woman come to the door one day in a robe, not that unusual. I hansed her the DIAD to sign fo the package and she let go of the front of the robe and let it hang open while she signed. Wearing nothing but a tiny pair of undies. She just handed me the board back smiling and I said Thank you maam. Looked at screen to clarify signiture walking away and it had her phone number in it!!

    Flattering, but I am married. No thanks!!