Broken DIAD

rod

Retired 22 years
break one? maybe a dirty look but we just send it out for repair

lose one? you’re paying for it
The only one I ever heard of actually being lost for good was by a Sup who was out delivering when he wasn't suppose to be. He's probably still taking crap for that one.
 

wayfair

swollen member
Had once bounce out of the DIVA while going through a poopy intersection. When I stopped to get it, some chick working where I parked told me to SLOW down.... FTB
 

Poop Head

Judge me.
I can't believe people have managed to physically break those things. I've dropped them on the hard concrete 100 times, they are literally rock proof
Screen broke once when I went to grab it out of the holder, and it fell onto the floor in the cab. First stop, blind, bricked p-10. They told me to start pulling pals
 
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