Checking Out His Donuts

[Sammie]

A bit of news I received today from my daughter
who lives in the little town where this took place....

 

[moreluck]

Well, at least he wasn't on the *#@&*# phone !!!

 

[Harry Manback]

I hate it when I'm driving and I drop my donuts. They get all dirty and what not. Not to mention, the added degree of difficulty of navigating an interstate highway off ramp. Let this be a lesson to us all. Keep donuts firmly planted in your lap.

 

[moreluck]

secure, like in a 'ring toss' fashion ?????

 

[Hangingon]

I think if I turned over one of our rigs I might try to come with a better excuse then I was looking at my donut.

 

[over9five]

"secure, like in a 'ring toss' fashion ?????'

I think I could secure more than I could eat....

 

[toonertoo]

So what you are saying is...you could eat two, but hold 9 1/2 securely, unless of course they were eau claires....
Never mind I dont want to know.....where

 

[upsdude]

secure, like in a 'ring toss' fashion ?????

Dang it! I guess I could keep some donut holes in my shirt pocket

 

[toonertoo]

Well.......
I could hold two dozen on my built in shelf....
And never have to put them on the floor, HAHHAHAH

And I could make up one heck of a better story than that if I rolled a rig.

 

[jlphotog]

Geez, and just today I dropped an M&M filled cookie one of my customers gave to me. And to make matters worse, it has been raining for a couple of days and i had just been at an industrial site which was a complete mud bath. Once that cookie hit the floor, there was no way I was going after it.

 

[hoser]

what an idiot. when you do something wrong, you keep your mouth shut. especially to the media.

 

[rod]

A deer or dog ran out in front of me always works. Or the old swating at a bee story. Anything but "reaching for a donut".

 

[SmithBarney]

Geez, and just today I dropped an M&M filled cookie one of my customers gave to me. And to make matters worse, it has been raining for a couple of days and i had just been at an industrial site which was a complete mud bath. Once that cookie hit the floor, there was no way I was going after it.

Yeah the 5 second rule does not apply to UPS trucks..
once its gone, its gone..

 

[BLACKBOX]

Why the need to throw donuts on floor?? I'm sure I could have found somewhere to hang it on..lots of knobs on dashboard.

 

[mattwtrs]

Why the need to throw donuts on floor?? I'm sure I could have found somewhere to hang it on..lots of knobs on dashboard.

EEEW! Unless I cleaned the dash, steering wheel, all door handles, gear shift and keys no food would that I eat would see those surfaces. Even then it would be a stretch. But then I remember Grandma saying you need to eat a peck of dirt a year to be healthy. That was long before all the virus's and bacteria we know about today.