Darwin Awards

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Hoaxster, Dec 21, 2013.

  1. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    "In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chances of long-term survival."
    Did they include Trayvon Martin in last years awards or would he be in this year's awards?
  2. 40andOut

    40andOut Guest

    An honorary award should go to Scott Davis for sacrificing any chance of his staying on as CEO by under-staffing this year for peak, thereby improving our company's chances of long-term survival.
  3. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    He is gone as soon as the contract is approved.
    Also, I doubt very seriously if Scott Davis had anything to do with peak planning.
    He may have had it reviewed with him and the other Management Committee members but that would be the extent of his involvement.
    Somebody probable wrote a script for him to read if he even did that.
  4. 40andOut

    40andOut Guest

    Sorry, it was just a joke. Actually judging by the stock, UPS is likely making a killing this peak by sacrificing the family lives of it's employees. Completely unethical and I would argue immoral, but that extra cash the decision makers will be pocketing will not help them obtain any "lasting" reward.
  5. DriveInDriveOut

    DriveInDriveOut This Is The Last Stop

    O lord, this is gonna be fun.
  6. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    By the time it made it to him for review it had been so sugar coated it would be meaningless to him anyway.
  7. upswife75

    upswife75 Active Member


    Here Is The Glorious Winner:
    1. When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

  8. wkmac

    wkmac Well-Known Member

    In the case of Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman, seems to me you could make an argument that the gene pool is still only half clean at the moment. Just sayin'
  9. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

  10. BigUnionGuy

    BigUnionGuy Got the T-Shirt

    And yet.... Another contender emerges....