Darwin Awards

NAHimGOOD

Nothing to see here.... Move along.
That’s because he’s a Marine!
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Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
This award goes out to all those fine people who still think that humans & wild animals can co-exist.


Latest reports counted 12 coyotes within a peninsular of just a square mile.
Wouldn't an animal right activist have to be killed by a coyote or coyote's in order to earn the Darwin?
 

Babagounj

Strength through joy
Wouldn't an animal right activist have to be killed by a coyote or coyote's in order to earn the Darwin?
This issue has been studied to death.
The local selectmen voted at their last meeting to hire USDA Wildlife experts to find a solution.
Which they did but local "we must coexisters" want it to be studied more.
The coyotes have been ripping pets off of leashes while the owners were holding the leash in their own yards.
Even the Mass Wild life experts say these animals must be putdown and plan to do so.
They will be doing so in a isolated area luring the animals into the killing zone be the use of coyote calls at night.

I'll try to keep everyone informed if the coexisters do anything stupid like use sleeping dragons to block the roads.
Or walk in front of the sharpshooters to prevent the culling.
 

Babagounj

Strength through joy

A police source told a local paper: 'The man appears to have died when an Argentinian flag he was wearing tied round his neck like a cape got caught in the one of the motorbike's wheels and choked him to death.

'Various witnesses saw him fall to the ground and realised he had the flag around his neck.

'The investigation is ongoing but the initial hypothesis is that he died from asphyxiation.'
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

A police source told a local paper: 'The man appears to have died when an Argentinian flag he was wearing tied round his neck like a cape got caught in the one of the motorbike's wheels and choked him to death.

'Various witnesses saw him fall to the ground and realised he had the flag around his neck.

'The investigation is ongoing but the initial hypothesis is that he died from asphyxiation.'
The bike had a choke problem.
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

A police source told a local paper: 'The man appears to have died when an Argentinian flag he was wearing tied round his neck like a cape got caught in the one of the motorbike's wheels and choked him to death.

'Various witnesses saw him fall to the ground and realised he had the flag around his neck.

'The investigation is ongoing but the initial hypothesis is that he died from asphyxiation.'
The motorcycle was a Hond...aaahhhhhaa
 
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