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Queens woman dies after unlicensed surgeon tries to remove her butt implants

First moral of the story here: Don't get butt implants - or any sort of unnecessary implants for that matter. Second moral of the story: If you do go against the first moral of the story, make sure to see a licensed surgeon for the removal of those implants.

notthebee.com

A story like this seems to pop up just about every week.
Maybe If Trump put a tarrif on butt implants, these idiots would stop.

 

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Father who 'wanted to swim with sharks' was warned not to enter water

Horrifying footage shows the man flailing in the water off the coast of Hadera's Olga Beach on Monday during the bloody attack as the water quickly turned red.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Well, he got his wish.

 

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Father who 'wanted to swim with sharks' was warned not to enter water

Horrifying footage shows the man flailing in the water off the coast of Hadera's Olga Beach on Monday during the bloody attack as the water quickly turned red.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Well, he got his wish.

You can’t fix stupid but the sharks sure can enjoy it.

 

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Award-winning stunt pilot Rob Holland killed in plane crash just days before his air show performance

An award-winning stunt pilot died when his “experimental” plane crashed at a military base in Virginia while training for an upcoming airshow

nypost.com