divorce

[curtman25208]

does anyone know anything about what happens when you get a divorce and your ex is entitled to part of your retirement on how it works? when does she get her part is it when i retire or can she get it now and also on 401k does she get it now or does she have to wait?

 

[cachsux]

Depends on so many things. Your best bet is a lawyer...........or an "accident".

 

[over9five]

Depends on so many things. Your best bet is [-]a lawyer...........or[/-] an "accident".

​fixed it for you

 

[klein]

Normally it settles with wify taking the house/funiture/car - and you keeping retirement funds. Good luck !

 

[BMWMC]

How that saying go...she takes half of everything and all the p@ssy.

 

[cachsux]

Normally it settles with wify taking the house/funiture/car - and you keeping retirement funds. Good luck !

And you have experience with neither.

 

[Catatonic]

does anyone know anything about what happens when you get a divorce and your ex is entitled to part of your retirement on how it works? when does she get her part is it when i retire or can she get it now and also on 401k does she get it now or does she have to wait?

It is all negotiable but if the negotiation is she gets a % of your pension, she cannot draw until you retire.

Of course, you can buy her out if negotiated.

It varies by state as well.

Most states, it is the value of the pension at the time of the divorce rather than the value at maturity.

 

[Skooney]

You know what they say...

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it.

 

[bluehdmc]

Generally she gets the gold mine and you get the shaft!

 

[bluehdmc]

Anyone who says, "Money can't buy happiness." Never paid for a divorce.

 

[serenity now]

does anyone know anything about what happens when you get a divorce and your ex is entitled to part of your retirement on how it works? when does she get her part is it when i retire or can she get it now and also on 401k does she get it now or does she have to wait?

Don't ever retire; that will really get her shorts in a bunch.

 

[cachsux]

Take time to tell her you love her..............so you don't have to give away half your stuff.

 

[klein]

Problem is - she loves someone else !

 

[oldngray]

Problem is - she loves someone else !

Maybe the someone else is a cute girl who will like you too.

 

[cachsux]

Maybe the someone else is a cute girl who will like you too.

Maybe she'll like pencils.

 

[serenity now]

I'll never get married again; I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. (rim shot)

 

[brownmonster]

I asked the wife what she wanted for our anniversary. She said a divorce. I wasn't planning on spending that much. Git er done!

 

[Oh Shoot]

Sometimes its cheaper to keep her lol

 

[kazranch]

well good luck!! hopefully you don't have kids under the age of 18, ya know what they say, play country music backwards and you will get your hse back, your dog back your car back, LOL