Discussion in 'UPS Retirement Topics' started by curtman25208, Jul 28, 2013.

  1. curtman25208

    curtman25208 New Member

    does anyone know anything about what happens when you get a divorce and your ex is entitled to part of your retirement on how it works? when does she get her part is it when i retire or can she get it now and also on 401k does she get it now or does she have to wait?
  2. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Depends on so many things. Your best bet is a lawyer...........or an "accident".
  3. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    ​fixed it for you
  4. klein

    klein Für Meno :)

    Normally it settles with wify taking the house/funiture/car - and you keeping retirement funds. Good luck !
  5. bmwmc

    bmwmc Active Member

    How that saying go...she takes half of everything and all the p@ssy.
  6. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    And you have experience with neither.
  7. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    It is all negotiable but if the negotiation is she gets a % of your pension, she cannot draw until you retire.

    Of course, you can buy her out if negotiated.

    It varies by state as well.

    Most states, it is the value of the pension at the time of the divorce rather than the value at maturity.
  8. Skooney

    Skooney Member

    You know what they say...

    Why is divorce so expensive?

    Because it's worth it.
  9. bluehdmc

    bluehdmc Well-Known Member

    Generally she gets the gold mine and you get the shaft!
  10. bluehdmc

    bluehdmc Well-Known Member

    Anyone who says, "Money can't buy happiness." Never paid for a divorce.
  11. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    Don't ever retire; that will really get her shorts in a bunch.
  12. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Take time to tell her you love her..............so you don't have to give away half your stuff.
  13. klein

    klein Für Meno :)

    Problem is - she loves someone else !
  14. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Maybe the someone else is a cute girl who will like you too.
  15. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Maybe she'll like pencils.
  16. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    I'll never get married again; I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. (rim shot)
  17. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    I asked the wife what she wanted for our anniversary. She said a divorce. I wasn't planning on spending that much. Git er done!
  18. Oh Shoot

    Oh Shoot When it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun!

    Sometimes its cheaper to keep her lol
  19. kazranch

    kazranch New Member

    well good luck!! hopefully you don't have kids under the age of 18, ya know what they say, play country music backwards and you will get your hse back, your dog back your car back, LOL