Guy at sister station in AZ had the front of his pants ripped open by pitbull. Senior met him at ER and put his suit coat around him. Got a couple of stitches in a testicle!
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Guy at sister station in AZ had the front of his pants ripped open by pitbull. Senior met him at ER and put his suit coat around him. Got a couple of stitches in a testicle!
DontThrowPackages
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Paranoid prep'er, no doubt lol. After seeing the pistol, I would have just turned and left with her package in hand. She can bring her pistol to the front counter if she likes cus she bat
crazy and for safety reasons I refuse to go on her property.
MaineGroundDriver
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Got bit just under my ass cheek by a German Sheperd, tore through the pants and bit through my skin .. damn thing tried to get me again as I jumped in the passenger side real quick like, dog was biting at my feet as I was trying to shut the door .. 2 years later still have a 3 inch scar .. had to google the customer to get phone number and call and leave message explaining why they would have found their package in the middle of the driveway as I dropped it as the dog bit me .. saw 3 other dogs as I entered the driveway, the sheperd came out of nowhere and was not welcoming me to his house at all! Ever since then, any dogs that look even remotely hungry, I'll wait, nobody comes out, I open door and deliver pkg wherever I can with note saying "DOG LOOSE" or will 07 and bring back .. usually though you can figure out how to get pkg delivered ..
MaineGroundDriver
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Thankfully my new route is in town and rarely have run-ins with dogs .. on a couple back roads I've had a few other encounters .. couple little ankle nipper benji looking mutts going ape**** one day and one of the little bastards bit me behind the ankle .. next time it will get a size 14 upside his damn head!
MaineGroundDriver
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I always carry my scanner in hand when approaching a dog now .. is useful for pointing at dogs and keep them at bay .. and if that doesn't work, drive the thing down their throat!
whenIgetthere
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The old clipboards for the signature records were always good if a dog got too close, one knock on the snoot did the trick!
Schlepper
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I've used the laser a couple times to keep dogs away. And yes, the scanner comes in handy if you have to beat one off of you. Hopefully out of sight on the far side of the truck.
MaineGroundDriver
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If it's to the point where I have to beat a dog off me, I don't care if I'm in plain sight of the owner .. it's getting what it has coming to it! Then I'll beat the owner for being an idiot .. lol
MaineGroundDriver
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Sorry, I don't have to "beat one off" ........
overflowed
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Ground driver I wouldn't beat off the dog or the owner.
overflowed
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But you say your done at 1500 everyday so whatever floats your boat.
MaineGroundDriver
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Are all of you guys like 13 year olds or something??
Doc Sorting Dude
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I hate when they answer the door and the dog rams his snout up your crotch. I kinda mistakenly bonk them on the head with my pwrpd by "mistake".
Route 66
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back in my courier days I used to encourage that sort of thing by stuffing Dog Yummies down the front of my pants at the beginning of every shift.
And your mad they didn't stick their snout in your pants? Go to a strip club and shove a few Franklins down your pants!! It will hurt less and you may like it!!!!!LOL
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