Facial hair

[JJinVA]

So why bother? Was it for conversation sake?

He said "Just so you know, I know yall have full beards under those masks, enjoy while you can cause this covid thing will blow over and youll be shaving again soon". He a funny dude though, cool boss for sure

 

[rod]

I don’t get it. For a long time all everyone did on here was give FedEx Ground guys crap for looking like slobs. Now you all want to look like them.

 

[JJinVA]

I don’t get it. For a long time all everyone did on here was give FedEx Ground guys crap for looking like slobs. Now you all want to look like them.

I think the rule of "shave or dont shave at all" is kinda lame. Some people can pull off clean looking beards without looking like bikers who stole UPS uniforms... I think the choMo mustache from 70s porn that they allow looks like creeper status if anything

 

[rod]

I think the rule of "shave or dont shave at all" is kinda lame. Some people can pull off clean looking beards without looking like bikers who stole UPS uniforms... I think the choMo mustache from 70s porn that they allow looks like creeper status if anything

They can but they don’t

 

[542thruNthru]

A clean cut beard is most definitely considered a professional look now. A mustache however is not.


You should stick to slapping the wife around if she doesn’t stay in the kitchen.

Which is only about 10% of the people that have beards.

 

[oldngray]

Shut up and shave you slob

center manager will hand you a disposable razor at the PCM for you to dry shave.

 

[oldngray]

Which is only about 10% of the people that have beards.

That refers to a @Turdferguson 70's porn 'stache

 

[JJinVA]

That refers to a @Turdferguson 70's porn 'stache

We got a dude at our center with a mustache that screams "hey little kid, I got some candy at the very back of the cargo area if you want to go look for it mmmmmmm"

 

[Brownslave688]

I think the rule of "shave or dont shave at all" is kinda lame. Some people can pull off clean looking beards without looking like bikers who stole UPS uniforms... I think the choMo mustache from 70s porn that they allow looks like creeper status if anything

I was fine shaving every other day. Few guys got waivers center manager went all draconian on everyone shaves every day.

But yeah I agree. I grow a decent beard and my wife really likes it. Could trim it a couple times a week with no rash issues. Instead I look like a homeless person

 

[JJinVA]

I was fine shaving every other day. Few guys got waivers center manager went all draconian on everyone shaves every day.

But yeah I agree. I grow a decent beard and my wife really likes it. Could trim it a couple times a week with no rash issues. Instead I look like a homeless person

I have to shave every other day otherwise it looks like I went down on a hooker and caught a bad batch

 

[Brownslave688]

I have to shave every other day otherwise it looks like I went down on a hooker and caught a bad batch

And everyone was fine with every other day for almost 15 years. Then my center manager decided to go on the war path. Now 90% of guys with under 20 years have beard waivers

 

[JJinVA]

And everyone was fine with every other day for almost 15 years. Then my center manager decided to go on the war path. Now 90% of guys with under 20 years have beard waivers

Crazy. Some ppl are just power trippers. I think our center manager couldnt care less if he was running a logistics operation or a hot dog cart. Ill be sad when they transfer him because they will eventually and he'll likely get replaced by some Karen type female who wants us all to iron our polyester shirts daily and tuck them in...

 

[allahuakbar]

It’s amazing how brainwashed the older generation is on this.

Hard to believe that’s the generation that fought for equal rights. They’re such sheep

shut up and shave

Shut up and get covid.

 

[rod]

center manager will hand you a disposable razor at the PCM for you to dry shave.

That brings back memories of Army Boot Camp--only back then it was the old safety razor with the two sided blade that hadn't been changed in months

 

[Brown echo]

It’s 2020.. can we please do something about the facial hair requirement in the contract? Allow beards PLEASE!! How can we collectively come together and change this?

...As long she take care my package wont care service first!

 

[JJinVA]

View attachment 312240...As long she take care my package wont care service first!

Shes got a tattoo on her chest which means, she had to take her shirt off for another human being. *shivers*

 

[Fido]

Get the neck sun protectors. I wear them only in the building before I leave and take it off when I’m out. I don’t have a waiver and keep it on if I’m monitored

 

[silenze]

I think im the only one left without a beard

 

[Shift Inhibit]

I’m shaving my balls For peak, it looks more professional

 

[Wally]

So many ppl at our center have full grown beards that they hide under full facial masks per covid regs. The center manager called them out at a mtg one morning. "I know all you guys with full facial masks have full beards under them, thats why you come walking up with the mask up to your eyeballs", everyone started laughing cause we all know its true

Do on road surprise inspections. Nail drivers and write them up.