Glorifiedpackmule
Well-Known Member
Dang what happened to Happy Hands on this months frontline. He seemed a bit annoyed at us couriers. So sad..
Frontline.
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MrFedEx
Engorged Member
We aren't cooperating.
Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
My manager (who is one of the good guys) told me that they are thinking that Mr. Happy Hands is a serious front-runner to replace our Fearless Leader when he retires. If so, it will go from bad to worse. I hear MT3 is difficult to work for.
Route 66
Slapped Upside-da-Head Member
Keep up the good work
MrFedEx
Engorged Member
He was a legendary A-hole as an MD.
Goldilocks
Well-Known Member
I didn't see it, but frontline employees are tired of the shenanigans.
Glorifiedpackmule
Well-Known Member
He was upset that we can't make service and we bring back too many send agains.
Route 66
Slapped Upside-da-Head Member
At AGFS we don't get the pleasure of viewing Frontline....we have our equally as sickening Up Close, with its equally as disturbing cast of swill-spitting buffoons and featuring the requisite Kool-Aid slurping do-gooder employee guest star of the month. (how they still manage to find these morons I'll never know)
Glorifiedpackmule
Well-Known Member
I like how most of them look like they're in brand new uniforms. Every. Single. Time.
Cactus
Just telling it like it is
Well that's too bad.
Thorton constantly wants to cut routes and imposes so many signature restrictions he's only got himself to blame.
What a whiner.
Route 66
Slapped Upside-da-Head Member
funny how that is, eh?
MrFedEx
Engorged Member
Guess what? Too effing bad Uncle Matty!
MrFedEx
Engorged Member
Maybe he should be held accountable for some of his "brilliant" ideas. Nah, can't have that. Easier to blame us for his eff-ups.
MrFedEx
Engorged Member
You mean the ones who do charity work during their spare time and then give FedEx credit for it? maroon is right. Don't give this company credit for anything except being a circular jerk fustercluck (someone else's term).
Route 66
Slapped Upside-da-Head Member
Them be the ones. They all deserve to be thoroughly beeyotch-slapped and then drowned in a vat of purple Kool-Aid
I Am Jacks Damaged Box
***** Club Member (can't talk about it)
If MT3 were put in charge of cemeteries, people would stop dying.
He is that inept.
He is that inept.
SmithBarney
Well-Known Member
He should be pissed, stock prices are at a all time high... I mean how dare the company make money... oh wait maybe he's just mad cause it costs more to fuel up his private jet, but wait should he care Fedex foots the bill anyway.
