Get your patches!

[Operational needs]

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My next business expense.

Taking custom orders from you express guys. Anyone need an extra inch added to your waist lines?

Will you hem my shorts for me? They fit fine, but they're a little long.

 

[STFXG]

Could always contract the work out

 

[bbsam]

Could always contract the work out

THAT'S TERRIBL(y) funny!

 

[Operational needs]

Lol. It's a good thing you'll have that fancy sewing machine. Watch out for that needle when it comes down though or your fingers really WILL hurt.

 

[dezguy]

Jealous much? Can you do math? A couple hundred patches add up, that shouldn't be hard to understand. Why wouldn't I include the cost during negotiations? Should I just give FedEx what they want for free?

A couple hundred patches?!?! Good Lord, man! How many routes do you own???

 

[MrFedEx]

THAT'S TERRIBL(y) funny!

What movie is that from? I love Ben Stiller.

 

[It will be fine]

What movie is that from? I love Ben Stiller.

Happy Gilmore.
Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now Grandma.

 

[Code 82 Approved]

It's pretty dumb. I went to the patch website, it looks kinda ghetto. Says you have to sew them on with navy thread.

What if you are from Air Force, Marines or Coast Guard?

 

[Code 82 Approved]

Velcro maybe?

Only with PSA or IC with high turnover.. including vehicles

 

[I Am Jacks Damaged Box]

What if you are from Air Force, Marines or Coast Guard?

I almost forgot that Dave was in the LOL Force.

 

[STFXG]

Got some sewn on... They look horrible. Was told by contractor relations we aren't able to get them screen printed or embroidered either. Have to use the patches. So bad.

 

[It will be fine]

Got some sewn on... They look horrible. Was told by contractor relations we aren't able to get them screen printed or embroidered either. Have to use the patches. So bad.

One guy got some so far at our station. The patch itself is just iron on lettering, total garbage. He said the cleaners charged him $3 to sew it on. Looks like I'll be buying a new sewing machine soon.

 

[STFXG]

One guy got some so far at our station. The patch itself is just iron on lettering, total garbage. He said the cleaners charged him $3 to sew it on. Looks like I'll be buying a new sewing machine soon.

Yeah, I bought one. Only takes about 5 min per patch. They aren't iron on either.

 

[Bounty]

Got some sewn on... They look horrible. Was told by contractor relations we aren't able to get them screen printed or embroidered either. Have to use the patches. So bad.

Unprofessional joke of a company!

 

[Bounty]

Unprofessional joke of a company!

Interesting, so you are told how to advertise your company.

 

[MrFedEx]

Interesting, so you are told how to advertise your company.

Excellent point. On one hand, they are trying oh so hard to make contractors look "independent", and on the other, they eff themselves by directing them what to do. Degree of control.

 

[Bounty]

Actually had a terminal manager tell me I put the patch in the wrong spot.

 

[MrFedEx]

Actually had a terminal manager tell me I put the patch in the wrong spot.

It is Ground after all. Perhaps they should just tattoo the logo on their foreheads.

 

[FedGT]

It is Ground after all. Perhaps they should just tattoo the logo on their foreheads.

.......Ha hah haha.
For talking so much about how played out your precious envlelope jokes are you sure don't see it the same way on tattoos.
But I will let you have that one since you have had a rough week.

How is your raise treating you??

 

[OrioN]

ok, so how much are you subcontractors getting for putting these patches on?

eventhough i'm leaving his corp in a month, he insisted that i put em on the left shoulder, where the dog logo should have been... or below it since i still have the older shirts

get this, i put it on upside down on purpose LOL! (oh snaps, would that single me out if they're reading this?!?)