Going commando

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Indecisi0n, Apr 10, 2013.

  1. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Just curious, is wearing underwear a clothing requirement? Anyone go commando on really hot days? :smart:
  2. Nimnim

    Nimnim The Nim

    The more important question is if you do go commando why would other people know?
  3. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    My fear would be going commando and then splitting your pants ! lol
  4. Nimnim

    Nimnim The Nim

    Then I assume you're not fortunate enough to have a tan/skin color the perfect shade to match the pants.

    Perhaps you can get one of those iron on UPS logos and if you split your pants just sit on the patch. Since you're going commando because it's hot the heat should be enough to get the patch to adhere. Then when people stare at your behind you're promoting the company.
    Last edited: Apr 10, 2013
  5. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    ​....ordering patch now.
  6. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Or care?

    In all serious, it is not a good idea to go commando in a job which requires a lot of heavy lifting.
  7. Future

    Future Victory Ride

    With a strong Jewish accent " I dont mind the itching .....but ooooye the buuuuurrning?"
  8. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    I can't wear shorts when I'm going commando. :proud:
  9. Nimnim

    Nimnim The Nim

    ​Daisy dukes aren't shorts.
  10. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    This is a weird thread but I think it was about 25 years ago last time I wore underwear. I have a spare set of shorts in my bag in the event of a blowout.
  11. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    It's not quite the same for a woman.
  12. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    Judging by the underwear my daughter gets from Victorias Secret, you may as well not be wearing any.
    I would be spending most of my day digging the string out of the crack.

    BSWALKS I Wanna Be Sedated

    Last time I went commando, I was using the urinal at mc d's. forgot to take diad off clip. Soon as I unzipped, shorts hit floor.
  14. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    Once had this guy wearing a kilt pick up his company's supplies for a local convention .
    They sell kilts .
    A female was walking by and said "nice skirt " , his reply was " it's only a skirt if you wear something underneath " .
  15. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Try everyday right here.
  16. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    I cannot comprehend how anyone could tolerate having that thick, coarse, polyester uniform material chafing on their junk all day.
  17. laffter

    laffter Active Member

    At least if you have an "accident" nobody would be able to tell... other than by the odor.
  18. rod

    rod retired and happy

    I never went commando but I did wear a pair of briefs that were too baggy the following Monday after I had had a vacetomy on Friday. I regretted that a WHOLE bunch.

    BSWALKS I Wanna Be Sedated

    I like to wear silk ones that touch me just right.
    Walk around chubbed up all dsy
  20. Dracula

    Dracula Package Car is cake compared to this...

    Underroos are for girly-men. However, should you let it all hang out, save at least one pair. You'll need it for physicals and doctor's appointments. Think about it...the nurse does her thing, grabs the chart, starts leaving the room, then tells you, "OK, the doctor will be in shortly, so go ahead and strip down to your underwear."

    There's no gowns in those rooms, and you're left standing there with only your hands to cover your shame. A mistake you will only make once.

    Of course, you could do handstands, shadowbox or practice karate kicks in all of your glory as the doc comes in. But I didn't think of that until afterwards. I wish I would've, because then all of the nervousness is on the doctor. You act like this is how you always act, and he can't get this exam over quick enough.

    P.S. Fair warning, there is no coming back from going commando. Ask any Commando...