Happy Father's day!

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
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UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)

Well-Known Member
Thank god for my wife....kids would have had way more of those scars if caring for them were left to me.

I basically took care of my daughter for the first two years (my wife worked evenings) and she turned out just fine.

There was that one time when we lost her while we were in the mall. She had found the escalator and wandered up to the second floor. We found here after the most frantic 15 minutes of our lives. We then went and bought her a leash.
 

burrheadd

KING Of GIFS
I delivered to a house in the ghetto

Roll up one day little kid standing by front porch had some kind of harness on and was tied to the front porch

Mom sitting on porch drunk and/or high. I asked what's up with the kid and the dog leash

She told me to mind my own friend*
Business

I called the cops. Hope the bitch went to jail
 

MyTripisCut

Never bought my own handtruck
In all seriousness, Happy Father's Day to all my boys on this whack job website. You know who you are, you all should be proud today.
 
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