Have Some Fun! Call In Sick Today

[olroadbeech]

Saw this in another forum so called my old hub and called in sick.

Dispatcher was confused at first and then started laughing when I told him the joke.

 

[burrheadd]

Saw this in another forum so called my old hub and called in sick.

Dispatcher was confused at first and then started laughing when I told him the joke.

That’s hilarious

SMGDH

 

[NAHimGOOD]

When your joke sucks so bad...

You have to explain it.

Then...

Have to explain it again in your retelling of the story.

Geezis

 

[Johney]

Top 5 of the most stupid things I've ever heard.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Saw this in another forum so called my old hub and called in sick.

Dispatcher was confused at first and then started laughing when I told him the joke.

What else do you do for fun....show up at your old building in your browns and pretend to go to work?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Saw this in another forum so called my old hub and called in sick.

Dispatcher was confused at first and then started laughing when I told him the joke.

Did you use your female voice?

 

[olroadbeech]

What else do you do for fun....show up at your old building in your browns and pretend to go to work?

No , I bring Costco pizza's for the mechanics from time to time.
My favorite people at UPS.

 

[sailfish]

I think I'm gonna do it.

 

[542thruNthru]

I think I'm gonna do it.

Don't you need to have a female companion to "do it"

 

[sailfish]

Don't you need to have a female companion to "do it"

 

[Coldworld]

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Who beat this kid with the ugly stick… damn

 

[bottomups]

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

 

[542thruNthru]

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

No but I have a prince albert piercing.

 

[bottomups]

No but I have a prince albert piercing.

Picture or it didn't happen.