Here's A Story

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by jack4ever, Jan 20, 2009.

  1. jack4ever

    jack4ever UPS4Lifer

    Here's a story. My center is in a pretty conservative town. Yesterday I got to work a few minutes before start time, as I usually do because I like to talk to the guy that works the customer counter for a few minutes. Well a lady comes in with an open box and says that the person named on the package doesn't live at the address on the box, but that the address is hers. The box was from

    Well the customer counter guy asks her why she opened it, and she said that sometimes her daughter's boyfriend would have packages shipped to her house under fake names for fun, so she opened it thinking that was probably the case. Clearly, this lady was lying, people don't have things shipped under different names for fun, in my experience. So the customer counter guy takes a look at what's in the box, and I'm standing there watching, and it is a male on male porno DVD. I immediately felt the urge to burst out laughing, but held it in because I didn't want to offend the customer.

    Well the customer counter guy explains that they can't return an open box, and that she'd have to pay to send it back. She then get's really defensive that she wasn't supposed to get the package. About that time I really needed to laugh so I walked into the warehouse out of site.

    I felt bad for the lady because someone in her family had probably ordered that DVD, and my guess was that they didn't want their mom (or wife) to know about it, but she had taken the liberty of opening the box to her disappointment. My guess was someone in that family was going to have a serious talking to that day.

    The package was being shipped 1P, so maybe whoever ordered it figured that the package would probably arrive in the evening so he or she could get the package after they got off work or school, and before this lady had a chance to see it. The driver probably delivered it during the day and this lady was probably the only one home.

    Alternatively, maybe someone knew how uptight this lady was and sent it to her as a joke.

    Well anyway, that's the story.
  2. MonavieLeaker

    MonavieLeaker Bringin Teh_Lulz

    Good story lol....Years back I was loading a Hollywood,FL truck this huge 60 lb box comes down the chute busts open spilling about 100 or more porn dvd's all over the truck :happy-very:
  3. sortaisle

    sortaisle Livin the cardboard dream

    There's nothing quite like the look on some peoples face when you get the ol' rubber goods package that breaks open.
  4. jw55wags

    jw55wags New Member

    nothing better than a little ol lady getting a box of goodies!!
  5. rod

    rod retired and happy

    It always made for an exciting day when you had a couple of porn packages to deliver-- especially if you knew the people. I could write a book about the little town I delivered to for 20 plus years (pop. 3,000) and the ones that ordered porn. To be honest, I kept everones secret and would just smile at them when meeting them on street. I know some of them would have died of embarassment if they knew I knew. :peaceful:
  6. ol'browneye

    ol'browneye Active Member

    I have to echo Rod's sentiments. Small town and you would be surprised at who got the 2nd day air pkgs from NC!
  7. SmithBarney

    SmithBarney Well-Known Member

    I used to deliver to a "ladies" shop. They always got excited when I came in
    Unfortunately it was more for contents of the box, than it was for me...
  8. McLeod

    McLeod New Member

    About 8-9 years ago I was delivering on Valentines Day a box to a woman about 40 years old or so and the company it came from was called something like men's She met me 1/2 way as walked toward the house and I greeted her with the line...Hey what's shaken today? I smiled and she turned red as I handed it to her! Never forget the look on her face!
  9. mattwtrs

    mattwtrs Retired Senior Member

    Delivering those "marital aids" to a customer you have never seen did make the day interesting especially if they were waiting for you at the door. What I disliked was the rewrap job that some package handlers to the customers package.
    Lasted edited by : Jan 21, 2009
  10. ol'browneye

    ol'browneye Active Member

    Had one of "those" boxes I couldn't deliver one time because of a dog that wouldn't let me out of the truck. The young couple must have been looking for it and anxious to get it because they called in the next day asking why it wasn't delivered and when I would get it to them that day!
    Hope they had fun!
  11. SlowRide80k

    SlowRide80k My other one is Red Tag'd

    I had a route with a nice "Gentleman's Club" on it. Was always fun waiting for the C.O.D.'s Got to see more than my share of unusual happenings.:surprised:
  12. DownsizedUPS'er

    DownsizedUPS'er missing my UPS family

    it was probably going to the adult store on 441. the one near Hollywood Blvd and Johnson St.
  13. DownsizedUPS'er

    DownsizedUPS'er missing my UPS family

    does anyone else remember when we would not accept material of that type for shipment?
  14. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    I used to deliver to video store that had an old woman that worked there that hated pornos.usually cod,I'd smile and say,I have some more romance movies for you.Man,the look....
  15. DownsizedUPS'er

    DownsizedUPS'er missing my UPS family

    when i was in the PCA dept, one of my accounts was T.F.L. (toys for lovers) oh boy, tracers, pdmm's, calling the center to have someone check the wc cage or the cod cage)
  16. fallvitals

    fallvitals New Member

    Well, im not a full time driver, but I had a little time behind the wheel of the brown wagon.

    The route I ran was full of strip joints and adult stores. I delivered about twelve 40 pounds boxes to one adult store one day. Then had a few deliveries at another just down the road.

    Had one for a strip club on day at about 11am. Probably should have waited till later since it was a ground :devil3: Kinda suprising theres people at a strip club at 11am drinking....

    well not really... lol.
  17. retired2000

    retired2000 Active Member

    where do you think all of your pre-loaders go after work??
  18. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

    this was an old post of mine from a differant thread but i think it will fit here!! ...............................................................................................
    Here is some fun we had in Boston!! Lot of 2 fams we cant D.R to around here..Trust me you would be buying some if you did..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    Go to house to indirect pkg. person comes to the door and gives you crap so & so is a jerk, don't ever ring my bell unless it's know the :censored2: I'm talking about>>>>>>>>>make a mental note and store in memory bank......when that person gets an Lifestyles, Apple court ,or any good toy or porno movie,RIP IT OPEN !!!! re tape the hell out of it and leave with a neighbor.. only put note on recepiants door dont even ring bell!!!! lol lol lol lol lol when they go to get it they will think neighbor has opened it on them :happy-very:
  19. MonavieLeaker

    MonavieLeaker Bringin Teh_Lulz

    And you know this how? :funny:
  20. DownsizedUPS'er

    DownsizedUPS'er missing my UPS family

    LOL, that is where i am from, i live in G'ville now. but i grew up in, and worked for UPS in the S.E. Region in the Dist. Office. FIrst when it was on Taft St. then when it moved to Davie. :peaceful: