Home Remedies

[rod]

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And who wants to go around smelling like a rotten banana?

 

[Rutherford B Hays]

I get a kick out of "Home Remedies" 99% of which don't work.

Some do.
Baking soda and vinegar for bee stings and spider bites works well

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I'm not so sure about that.

I am!

 

[Rutherford B Hays]

And who wants to go around smelling like a rotten banana?

They didnt say wear it like a shirt. Just rub it on. Added benefit it covers up old people smell too

 

[rod]

Wife's gone for 4 days then back for 3 then gone for a week the back for 2 days then gone for another week. I think she hates me.

 

[Rutherford B Hays]

Wife's gone for 4 days then back for 3 then gone for a week the back for 2 days then gone for another week. I think she hates me.

Maybe you should try a new cologne.
Old banana peel could do the trick

 

[rod]

They didnt say wear it like a shirt. Just rub it on. Added benefit it covers up old people smell too

We work hard for that old people smell. We like to keep youngens out of our space

 

[rod]

Later---things to do. I'm a busy man.

 

[MyTripisCut]

We got them everywhere around here, be waste of time to have one in a zoo

You guys eat them there too don’t you?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Peeing on your feet in the shower.

 

[Rutherford B Hays]

You guys eat them there too don’t you?

Never had on in my life. Some people do I've heard

 

[Brownslave688]

Do a lot of people have them as pets?

Only you.

 

[Rutherford B Hays]

Only you.

Only seen them in the road as I drive by them

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Only you.

It's real popular in Kentucky

 

[Brownslave688]

It's real popular in Kentucky

They are the inbred, toothless, filthy creatures of the woods

 

[Brownslave688]

Only seen them in the road as I drive by them

I bet when you were a kid you had one. Probably named it something stupid like Chauncey.

 

[Rutherford B Hays]

It's real popular in Kentucky

Doesn't surprise me.
Filthy hillbillies

 

[Rutherford B Hays]

I bet when you were a kid you had one. Probably named it something stupid like Chauncey.

That would be good name for a pet for someone named Rutherford

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

They are the inbred, toothless, filthy creatures of the woods

With hideous moustaches.

 

[Rutherford B Hays]

With hideous moustaches.

Never trust someone with a mustache. They are always hiding something