Got the T-Shirt
Stop wasting time.
Marry your loser. Have a bunch of kids. Sign up.
It's your future.
Responsible people feed people like you.
She needs to bang his best friend. Let the news of the affair slip out.
Her boyfriend kicks her out.... she gets a new boyfriend and a new place to live.
She plans on being a nurse.
Nurses are freaks.
I have hope for her abilities.