I will not vote yes until...

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by sikidiki, Aug 15, 2018.

  1. sikidiki

    sikidiki Active Member

    they bring back the catalog so i can pick out a prize for my years of service. Daddy needs a new ping pong table.
     
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  2. The Driver

    The Driver I drive.

    I was called daddy earlier tonight.
     
  3. iruhnman630

    iruhnman630 Well-Known Member

    That reminds me, I still need to pick something for my 25.

    Get that 'yes' pen ready....
     
  4. SaladTosser

    SaladTosser Kill me now

    Hey that was our little secret
     
  5. The Driver

    The Driver I drive.

    Super into it. I just had to tell the world.
     
  6. WorkinLateHuh

    WorkinLateHuh Active Member

    ...until ups gives out free socks o_O
     
  7. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Until we change from brown to baby blue uniforms
     
  8. Returntosender

    Returntosender Well-Known Member

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  9. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    I will not vote yes until...

    the turkeys are back!
     
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  10. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Do men actually say that?
    I would think it would be a huge turn-off to women. "This guy has issues..."
     
  11. The Driver

    The Driver I drive.

    Let's just say it was a voluntary exclamation by the lass!
     
  12. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    It's about who is in charge and control. Not actual pretend I'm your dad.
     
  13. The Driver

    The Driver I drive.

    This guy right here, ya'll.
     
  14. DumbTruckDriver

    DumbTruckDriver Allergic to cardboard.

    I prefer to be called “papi.”
     
  15. The Driver

    The Driver I drive.

    Latino?
     
  16. DumbTruckDriver

    DumbTruckDriver Allergic to cardboard.

    No, but my wife is Latina.
     
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  17. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    I met a couple a few years ago who were getting married. My brother and I were seeing up stuff for their reception and the whole time we were there she kept calling her husband to-be, "Daddy." I couldn't believe I was really hearing it.
     
  18. CitizenTruth

    CitizenTruth Member

    What about a Turkey?
     
  19. DELACROIX

    DELACROIX In the Spirit of Honore' Daumier

    What about a "Hybrid" Turkey, the ones that have one leg, or better yet to save money give everybody a half turkey and the part timers a turkey leg.
     
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  20. Boxslinger11

    Boxslinger11 Next gen teamster

    Id smack you with my turkey leg