helenofcalifornia
Well-Known Member
Too funny BB! And I think I traveled around Europe when I was younger in that Mini. Me, my cousin and a crazy Australian. Had to leave Greece under a rather hurried situation. Sold it for 10 pounds.
I would give my 2 week notice, then buy my beach front home on nantucket island. I would also give every teamster in the building I worked in a weeks paid vacation. Then of course I will go into the lottery witness protection agency, where your name is changed, along with your ss#.
I would immediately contact Oscar Meyer and find out if I could drive that wiener mobile around the country, then I would take it to West Coast Customs -have it tricked out and a high performance engine put in.
90% of us would likely quit our jobs if we could and just live life to the fullest. I thought it'd be a fun post for this since I'm sure I'm not the only one who've thought of it.
Anyways, here's mine:
Get a skateboard or rollerblades, climb on the belt and roll on down it with nothing on except the letters 'kiss this management' written on my keester. Background song blaring would be Perfect Stranger - Fire When Ready
What I'd really do.
Right after the '97 strike a fellow driver and a good friend of mine died from lung cancer. He was well liked and respected by everybody. I would love to set up a scholarship fund in his memory for the child of any UPSer in our local. (John, I have not and will never forget you.) And then I wouldn't let the door hit me in the ass on the way out.
well, you just proved you don't need to win the lottery to live a dream, from what you tell us, you are already considered a PITA in your center.
a Perfectly Intelligent Transportation Associate, that is!
I have a York peppermint patty from 1969.
It's in perfectly mint condition
....and if it was November, I'd stay through Peak.
I would immediately contact Oscar Meyer and find out if I could drive that wiener mobile around the country, then I would take it to West Coast Customs -have it tricked out and a high performance engine put in.