If UPS went out of business what would you do for work

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by BobBarker, Mar 12, 2019.

  1. BobBarker

    BobBarker Member

    feel like everyone would run to fedex, wait why doesnt UPS FEDEX AND AMAZON just merge they would be a huge force
     
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  2. sandwich

    sandwich The resident gearhead

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  3. rod

    rod retired and happy


    Would they then be called AMA Fed UP?
     
  4. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Because there's a better chance of not having you as an employee when there are several companies than if there were only one.
     
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  6. the_brown_note

    the_brown_note feels brown, man

    I’d become a plumber, or electrician. I should honestly do that now but I get my first shot a driving soon, so I’ll see how that goes. If I get DQ’d, ima just go for electrician, :censored2: waiting a year to go driving again.
     
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  7. Shift Inhibit

    Shift Inhibit He who laughs last didn't get it.

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  8. CoolStoryBro

    CoolStoryBro Active Member

    I WOULD BE A MILK MAN AND DELIVER TO YOUR MOM
     
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  9. BobBarker

    BobBarker Member

    SHE ALREADY HAS MEN DELEVIRING MILK TO HER SOOO BEAT IT
     
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  10. the_brown_note

    the_brown_note feels brown, man

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  11. Wrong

    Wrong :))

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  12. zubenelgenubi

    zubenelgenubi Well-Known Member

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  13. MrBates

    MrBates Active Member

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  14. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Listen up, OoooooooKaaaaaay!

    I would sell all the sex tapes I made with your mother.
     
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  15. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    I would work for FedEx. Oh wait.....
     
  16. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Listen up, OoooooooKaaaaaay!

    Want to make a movie?
     
  17. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    Sure!
     
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  18. Richard Harrow

    Richard Harrow Deplorable.

    I'd go on government assistance and live like a king.
     
  19. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Amazon doesn't want union forces in their way. Buying FedEx ground makes more sense. Those folk they could exploit to the max.
     
  20. davidix

    davidix Active Member

    I would tell the lady to get a real job and I'll work 40 hours a week and have no stress.