If UPS went out of business what would you do for work

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by BobBarker, Mar 12, 2019.

  1. PT Car Washer

    PT Car Washer Well-Known Member

    Retire already.
     
  2. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    If UPS merged with FedEx what would the new name be...
     
  3. 1989

    1989 Well-Known Member

    Roto rooter
     
  4. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    Hey! We could call it FedUP! Get it? FedEx and UPS merging. It’s genius! Lol.
     
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  5. Dracula

    Dracula Package Car is cake compared to this...

    Go back to slinging dope.
     
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  6. Zowert

    Zowert Active Member

    Go back to teaching. Which would suck because most 16 year olds don’t give a :censored2: about history.
     
  7. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    Up sex?
     
  8. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    The chances of this job being here in 30-35 years are not super high. I’d go electrician right now.
     
  9. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj خروج مرحلة اليسار

    It was old the first time I heard it back in the 80's.
     
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  10. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj خروج مرحلة اليسار

    Just remember to vote democratic and have a foreign sounding name , the court system will go easy on you.
     
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  11. Austin.Was.My.Hero

    Austin.Was.My.Hero quod erat demonstrandum

    Sell my soul to Putin and become President of the United States.
     
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  12. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    I would go on welfare, have 10 kids and work the system..
     
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  13. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    I would move to Alaska and drive big rigs .....with the massive driver shortage now a person with a good driving record can write their own ticket.
     
  14. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

    id be a dancer
     
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  15. silverbullet2893

    silverbullet2893 Great job!


    I’d pay you
     
  16. trickpony1

    trickpony1 Well-Known Member

  17. silverbullet2893

    silverbullet2893 Great job!


    History, eh? Nice
     
  18. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    @BobBarker is that fitbit Guy , has to be. No one starts this many threads and says “ yay”
     
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  19. the_brown_note

    the_brown_note feels brown, man

    You’re right, once self driving vehicles are perfected, driving jobs will be gone. I’m just giving it one shot, if I don’t make it, then I’m going the trade way.
     
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  20. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    Lmao