Irate FedEx Customers!! Ask Mr. FedEx!!

[MrFedEx]

I can't help you get your package any sooner, but I can certainly explain why you didn't get it. Send your questions.

 

[Express Courier]

Next time order earlier, stupids.

 

[MrFedEx]

Next time order earlier, stupids.

That's part of it, but Fred is to blame for not being proactive. Too busy trying to inflate the stock, which might be doing a Hindenburg imitation soon.

 

[Cactus]

That's part of it, but Fred is to blame for not being proactive. Too busy trying to inflate the stock, which might be doing a Hindenburg imitation soon.

I hope it blows up in his face.