I've stolen approximately $13.54 worth of hot dogs from UPS

[sailfish]

Umm, I don’t know. I thought maybe you might have had something more interesting under there.

Well, there's this guy who's been hitching a ride for probably the last twenty years. Same spot everywhere I've lived. No particular reason. One of those "why not" things.

 

[Wally]

Okay... I didn't necessarily steal them.. But every time they have a cookout for safe work days whether it be freight, drivers, air or load/unload, I always walk in the area like I know what i'm doing and grab a hot dog and a drink. I have been feeling bad about this lately so I had to let it off my chest

Is partaking in free food "stealing"?

 

[olroadbeech]

Okay... I didn't necessarily steal them.. But every time they have a cookout for safe work days whether it be freight, drivers, air or load/unload, I always walk in the area like I know what i'm doing and grab a hot dog and a drink. I have been feeling bad about this lately so I had to let it off my chest

It's $1.25 at Costco

 

[Box Ox]

It's $1.25 at Costco

The hot dog and drink combo has been $1.50 since its introduction in 1985.

 

[Wally]

I think the OP added up total hot dog consumption?