Jesus Christ's letter to all of you!

UPSgirl

Mommy to be!
Remember My Birthday????!!!!!!

As you well know, we are getting closer to my birthday. Every year there
is a celebration in my honor and I think that this year the celebration
will be repeated. During this time there are many people shopping for
gifts, there are many radio announcements, TV commercials, and in every
part of the world everyone is talking that my birthday is getting closer
and closer.

It is really very nice to know, that at least once a year, some people
think of me. As you know, the celebration of my birthday began many
years ago. At first people seemed to understand and be thankful of all
that I did for them, but in these times, no one seems to know the reason
for the celebration. Family and friends get together and have a lot of
fun, but they don't know the meaning of the celebration.

I remember that last year there was a great feast in my honor. The
dinner table was full of delicious foods, pastries, fruits, assorted
nuts and chocolates. The decorations were exquisite and there were many,
many beautifully wrapped gifts. But, do you want to know something? I
wasn't invited. I was the guest of honor and they didn't remember to
send me an invitation.

The party was for me, but when that great day came, I was left outside,
they closed the door in my face......... and I wanted to be with them
and share their table. In truth, that didn't surprise me because in the
last few years all close their doors to me. Since I was not invited, I
decided to enter the party without making any noise. I went in and stood
in a corner. They were all drinking; there were some who were drunk and
telling jokes and laughing at everything. They were having a great time.

To top it all, this big fat man all dressed in red wearing a long white
beard entered the room yelling Ho-Ho-Ho! He seemed drunk. He sat on the
sofa and all the children ran to him, saying: "Santa Claus, Santa
Claus"... as if the party were in his honor! At 12 midnight all the
people began to hug each other; I extended my arms waiting for someone
to hug me and .... do you know .... no one hugged me.

Suddenly they all began to share gifts. They opened them one by one with
great expectation. When all had been opened, I looked to see if, maybe,
there was one for me. What would you feel if on your birthday everybody
shared gifts and you did not get one? I then understood that I was
unwanted at that party and quietly left. Every year it gets worse.
People only remember to eat and drink, the gifts, the parties and nobody
remembers me. I would like this Christmas that you allow me to enter
into your life.

I would like that you recognize the fact that almost two thousand years
ago I came to this world to give my life for you, on the cross, to save
you. Today, I only want that you believe this with all you heart. I
want to share something with you. As many didn't invite me to their
party, I will have my own celebration, a grandiose party that no one has
ever imagined, a spectacular party. I'm still making the final
arrangements. Today I am sending out many invitations and there is an
invitation for you. I want to know if you wish to attend and I will make
a reservation for you and write your name with golden letters in my
great guest book. Only those on the guest list will be invited to the
party. Those who don't answer the invitation will be left outside.

Do you know how you can answer this invitation? it is by extending it to
others whom you care for...

I'll be waiting for all of you to attend my party this year...

See you soon ... I love you !
-Jesus-

 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
...and please bless our recently impregnated friend UPSgirl, and also the babys' father, whomever that may be.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Oh, the Immaculate Conception , I suppose. What are you carrying, the "second coming??"

Evil, just plain evil !! :devil:
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
Hmmmm, Nephilim I'm thinking.

"The power of an angel, the free will of man".

Lucky girl, to be the mother of such!
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
over9.5.......Lucky... unless you take the literal translation of "those that had fallen" to mean devils.......OR "those who fall upon" meaning aliens.

So, you can either have a half devil/half human OR a half alien/half human.

Either way, it did take TWO folks to accomplish this.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
"Im really outta here cause I cant take you people anymore!

Bye for good! "


These are your words, girl. I'm holding you to them !!
 

UPSgirl

Mommy to be!
Yeah,I know!

But the only reason I came here was because I like UPS alot and I thought I could get information on it before I go and take the job and I dont even know what to do and stuff.

I also came here because I thought Paul was here.

besides that...You all have been really good and you are all lucky that you work for UPS!
 

Ms Spoken

Well-Known Member
Can you say BUSTED

Well this little girl got BUSTED last night in the chat room with Cheryl... X-mas has come early for all of us... Man what a nice gift that Cheryl has blocked her from this web site... My bet is she/him/it will be back soon but, lets hope not..
 

my2cents

Well-Known Member
Good. Disruptors, trolls, etc., may provide some short term entertainment, but in the long run, they dissuade normal people from using the message board or chat features.
 
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