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scooby0048

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Now is a good time to let er rip!!
RIP short story...

Neighbor diagonally across lets his dogs S* in the yards and does not clean it up. Animal control has been called, they won't do anything unless they catch him with dog off leash. Video provided by other neighbors. NOTHING. Couple weeks ago his dog scared mine because he was off leash. Then S* in my yard some nasty assed grass laden S*.

Lost my S* and went to Walmart, got one of those water balloon slingshots. Rigged it up to be used by one person, launched the pile of grass S* back over to his yard. Aim was off, hit the house instead. Grass laden S* smeared all over his siding. oops lol.

This magilla is still letting his dogs S* in everyone's yard. Other neighbors have started collecting it and throwing it in his drive way. Now he can clean it up.
 
RIP short story...

Neighbor diagonally across lets his dogs S* in the yards and does not clean it up. Animal control has been called, they won't do anything unless they catch him with dog off leash. Video provided by other neighbors. NOTHING. Couple weeks ago his dog scared mine because he was off leash. Then S* in my yard some nasty assed grass laden S*.

Lost my S* and went to Walmart, got one of those water balloon slingshots. Rigged it up to be used by one person, launched the pile of grass S* back over to his yard. Aim was off, hit the house instead. Grass laden S* smeared all over his siding. oops lol.

This magilla is still letting his dogs S* in everyone's yard. Other neighbors have started collecting it and throwing it in his drive way. Now he can clean it up.
Up yours

TLDR
 

silverbullet2893

KILL KILL!!
RIP short story...

Neighbor diagonally across lets his dogs S* in the yards and does not clean it up. Animal control has been called, they won't do anything unless they catch him with dog off leash. Video provided by other neighbors. NOTHING. Couple weeks ago his dog scared mine because he was off leash. Then S* in my yard some nasty assed grass laden S*.

Lost my S* and went to Walmart, got one of those water balloon slingshots. Rigged it up to be used by one person, launched the pile of grass S* back over to his yard. Aim was off, hit the house instead. Grass laden S* smeared all over his siding. oops lol.

This magilla is still letting his dogs S* in everyone's yard. Other neighbors have started collecting it and throwing it in his drive way. Now he can clean it up.

UP THERE WITH THE BEST OF EM LMMFAO
 

Wilson1397

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true!!
RIP short story...

Neighbor diagonally across lets his dogs S* in the yards and does not clean it up. Animal control has been called, they won't do anything unless they catch him with dog off leash. Video provided by other neighbors. NOTHING. Couple weeks ago his dog scared mine because he was off leash. Then S* in my yard some nasty assed grass laden S*.

Lost my S* and went to Walmart, got one of those water balloon slingshots. Rigged it up to be used by one person, launched the pile of grass S* back over to his yard. Aim was off, hit the house instead. Grass laden S* smeared all over his siding. oops lol.

This magilla is still letting his dogs S* in everyone's yard. Other neighbors have started collecting it and throwing it in his drive way. Now he can clean it up.
Up on their roof is where I would have thrown it.
 

Operational needs

Virescit Vulnere Virtus
RIP short story...

Neighbor diagonally across lets his dogs S* in the yards and does not clean it up. Animal control has been called, they won't do anything unless they catch him with dog off leash. Video provided by other neighbors. NOTHING. Couple weeks ago his dog scared mine because he was off leash. Then S* in my yard some nasty assed grass laden S*.

Lost my S* and went to Walmart, got one of those water balloon slingshots. Rigged it up to be used by one person, launched the pile of grass S* back over to his yard. Aim was off, hit the house instead. Grass laden S* smeared all over his siding. oops lol.

This magilla is still letting his dogs S* in everyone's yard. Other neighbors have started collecting it and throwing it in his drive way. Now he can clean it up.
Up this will probably escalate and I can’t wait to hear the outcome.
 
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