Last is first

[wayfair]

From me to you the gift of laughter

Laughter is a Gift From God

 

[hyena]

Laughter is a Gift From God

God is dog spelled backwards.

 

[I Just Wanna Go Home]

Backwards is like go forwards in reverse

 

[moreluck]

Reverse mortgages are not the greatest thing since sliced bread!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

From me to you the gift of laughter

Laughter is the best form of birth control.

 

[KOG72]

Control your dog ma'am or I'm gonna kick the crap out of it!!!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

It is what new parents call their babies for the first few days.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Reverse mortgages are not the greatest thing since sliced bread!

Bread is what it gives some people, who don't have any dough

 

[KOG72]

Bread is what it gives some people, who don't have any dough

Dough with nuts makes doughnuts

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Doughnuts are meant for dunking.

 

[over9five]

Dunking is what happens in a dunking tank

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Tanks for the mammaries.

 

[Brownslave688]

Dunking is what happens in a dunking tank

Tank was my nickname in grade school

 

[over9five]

Tank was my nickname in grade school

School is what the Pats do to other teams

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Teams(ters) are a dying breed.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Breeding is the one thing my sister excels in.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

In and out, over and over again?

 

[MyTripisCut]

Again, I'm an uncle!

 

[BSWALKS]

Uncle Cut, the cord?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Cord of wood is 4' x 4' x 8'.