Lordy Lordy,,, my wife's turning 40

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by tourists24, Jan 17, 2010.

  1. tourists24

    tourists24 Well-Known Member

    ok,,, I need some birthday ideas for my wife's party....Romantic and/or funny suggestions from all my BC family please?
  2. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Give her money, it's all they want.
  3. stevetheupsguy

    stevetheupsguy sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ

    If she's anything like you, T24, I'd take her on her first skydive. It's a great way to reach this milestone. If she's not into that, there's always the Brown Cafe cruise. We still have cabins available.
  4. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Home Goods Gift Card !!
  5. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    Take her on a self indulgent shopping spree, that you go also and pretend you care when she asks "how does this look Honey"
    She should only be permitted to shop for herself, not a smidgeon for anyone else. Then a quiet dinner at some nice but outta the way place, then a night of romance at home.
    Well thats what I would like anyway.....................
  6. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    That's a great idea! My soon to be ex turns 50 in 2011. I'll treat her to a skydive! She doesn't really need a parachute, does she?
  7. 1989

    1989 Well-Known Member

    No, not at 50
  8. tourists24

    tourists24 Well-Known Member

    you know that's not a bad idea STUG.... she has just started running too and is going to run a 5k on her birthday.... it's a start and Im proud of her
  9. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    One of those romantically nude portraits for the wall.
  10. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Trade her in for a couple of 20 year olds:wink2:

    BLACKBOX Life is a Highway...

    Get her a vacuum cleaner, that'll score you some points!
  12. I started typing a suggestion about dumping her and getting a 20 something and realized that not everyone has the same existence as I do...

    STUG's suggestion only works if the airplane is on fire..JUMP

    Take a taxi to a Brunch. then a taxi to an airfield. (Taxi's mean that $ do not matter). An old bi-plane ride is fun with an old hotel room to spend the night in (Not cheesy, but, like an really old, classy hotel) and a bottle of champagne, or similar beverage to spend some time together talking about the last 10 and the next.

    I think the main thing is to let her know how much you love her and how important this event is to you......tyo make her happy.

    Then go home and yell at the kids for texting

    Best Wishes, DOL
  13. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    I would love this gift!!!

    In many areas, Home Goods and Marshalls are in the same store!!
    And as a TJX stock holder....I approve this message.

    (TJX = TJMaxx....:happy-very:)

    But then again, my husband got smart, I drop so much money at the TJX store - he purchased me stock in the company!!!

    Home Goods
    TJ Maxx
    AJ Wright's
    (AJ Wright is a low end TJMaxx, however, it is a great resource for NFL clothing. I purchased my throwback jersey's at AJWright, Joe Montane, Archie Manning and Anthony Gonzales.)
  14. rod

    rod retired and happy

    You could always agree to sit down with her and watch a whole episode of "Biggest Loser" with her' I'm not saying she is fat but every women I know watches that piece of crap show and that in my opinion would be the ultimate showing of your love for her. (Personally I would rather get a divorce than sit thru an hour of that.):wink2:
  15. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    I've never watched Biggest Loser.......
  16. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Your lucky- I actually watched about 10 minutes of it once and that was enough for me
  17. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    I can say where not to take her, Costco.

    One year made the mistake of telling my wife that we would go to Costco for the birthday. I was trying to be funny by insinuating that the food court would be our dinner. Little that I know that they carry jewerly, very expensive jewerly.
  18. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    Not this woman...
  19. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    I don't watch it. :happy-very:
  20. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    It is agreed, normal, (above average women), do not watch this show, or any other reality show. I live reality, and they do not have a show about that.