Mechanic humor

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by browntruckmechanic, Mar 1, 2013.

  1. browntruckmechanic

    browntruckmechanic Well isn't that special ?????????

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    Was one of those nights last night.
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    1BROWNWRENCH Amateur Malthusian

    So that's how it is with 27 cars!:surprised:
  3. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Let me guess----parts are on order-OK to drive for all the package cars in the center.
  4. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I'm more amazed by the craftsman tool chests than the dolly on jack stands.
  5. browntruckmechanic

    browntruckmechanic Well isn't that special ?????????

    One of my co workers. I was too busy laughing at the look on mngt face.
  6. kingOFchester

    kingOFchester Well-Known Member

    All it needs is a pneumatic hammer to remove tires.
  7. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    Looks like the extension bar is bent, tighten the bolts so it doesn't slap the driver in the face like 98% of the hand carts do when you're trying to load/unload packages.
  8. Leftinbuilding

    Leftinbuilding Active Member

    Might as well rotate the tires while ya got 'er up there.
  9. ORLY!?!

    ORLY!?! Master Loader

    It sucks so bad when that happens, turns me red.

    1BROWNWRENCH Amateur Malthusian

    Funny, never heard that complaint in all my years. Thanks for enlightening me.
  11. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    See next post.
  12. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Was this repair written up on the DVIR or is this a PMI?
  13. 3 done 3 to go

    3 done 3 to go In control of my own destiny

    Got nothing to do? Our mechanic is having all sorts of sensor issues. Abs/bulkheads /brakes/seatbelts. My need to put a new engine in my truck too.300k 6yr old freightliner. I don't want a workhorse
  14. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Workhorse sucks to much gas. Takes 10 minutes to fill every day.
  15. iowa boy

    iowa boy Well-Known Member

    I thought this was the red tagged one? :happy-very:
  16. OptimusPrime

    OptimusPrime Active Member

    Guess it depends on the route. I think the one I drive on a semi regular basis hold damn near 40 gallons. Right around 200 miles per fill up. You can do three days on the route without a refill, but damn it can get close. Was on the interstate heading back, and the computer went from showing 10 miles left to zero. Was coasting in neutral, playing with stop lights, just eeked it out. Took right at forty to refill.
  17. OptimusPrime

    OptimusPrime Active Member

    Craftsman has really taken a turn for the worse. Now when you see a mechanic with a full assault of Snap On stuff, you know he's serious.
  18. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    i need those springs; the giant twist tie is getting old
  19. BrownArmy

    BrownArmy Well-Known Member

    I need to write up my hand truck...

    Squeaks like mad when I push it...WD40 didn't do the trick...I think the wheels need to be removed and the bearings replaced and repacked...

    Sup saw me pulling it and from where I lock it up and started giving me the drill about 'push don't pull/end-range motion' etc...

    I turned it around and started wheeling it squeaks at the frequency that hits your brain like an ice-pick...

    Sup said, okay, you can pull it...LOL
  20. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Yep I just got a 44" box for Christmas. I was dead set on craftsman until I used my buddies and I was like wow this is crap. Then I went to menards and their stuff was really good. Then I searched online and amazingly for almost half the price and bigger than I had planned on getting. I found out any harbor freight box 44" or bigger is actually high quality stuff.